Count the forcefields

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53 thoughts on “Count the forcefields

  1. Charlie B says:

    Is it legal to look directly at this painting?

  2. Brian E says:

    Needs to be a tailgate mural. And it may be that the little boy is the sweet baby Jesus.

    • Bloody Stump says:

      Agreed, and the baby Jesus needs a halo. That or have the whole picture being held in the Jesus hands.

    • The Anarchist Response says:

      No if it was a tailgate mural it would be baby heyzues, the eagle would be gangsta tweeybird, and the red white n blue would be replaced with the red white and green

  3. Rick says:

    This is missing a bass jumping out of the water, turning into an American flag.

  4. Bill the Cat says:

    So disappointing, the artist left out jesus/santa!
    COuld at least have a cross

  5. A Nana Moose says:

    Did you find that painted on the tailgate of a truck looking suspiciously like it came from across our southern border?

  6. The flag only has 11 stripes. Shameful.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Is this an Internet meme? the flag in the pic has only 11 stripes – do I not get it? Have I suddenly gotten old? Crap! WTF?

  7. A Nana Moose says:

    Thank you Internets.

    What started out as a harmless journey through You-Tube searching for retro commericals ended up at a mammory lesson in Wikipedia. It’s You-Tube’s fault for suggesting videos with absolutely nothing to do with my search topic.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

    • The Anarchist Response says:

      I applaud your courage sir. The social consequences of your affliction could be devastating to say the least. For you to stand before us and tackle it head on says much for your determination.

      So if you’ve got big boobs lemme hear from ya

  8. Dianna says:

    Needs more Jesus

  9. Brad B says:

    Is it “Mail it in Friday”? Only one thing added to your page, when it’s usually so unreserved.

  10. Ronda says:

    What is the title of the painting?

  11. Mike MR McDermott says:

    I was not aware that Ron Washington hung out with Greggo…who would have thought it.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Oh, I was waiting on the deep throat informant at 8:40 to give us the scoop on the Ron Washington cocaine party –
      What are the possibilities for the 8:40 bit?
      Deepthroat voice modulated telling us about RW -
      Deepthroat telling us about Rw in his modulated way – and he morphs into Norm -
      Secret recording of RW and Norm – Norm, “I’ve never turned down an offer of cocaine, Norm” -
      Secret recording of RW and fake Greggo -
      Secret recording of RW, fake Greggo, and fake Norm -
      Ah, secret recording of RW, fake Greggo, fake Norm, and Mush Mouth – god, the mind would explode – (more Mush Mouth means more ratings) -

      Ah, the Ticket must be angling for a radio deal with the Rangers – they have had two days to feature Ron in the 8:40 bit, and they haven’t. Why not – at least deep throat informant should have had a spot about Ron -

  12. shoeswithlivegoldfishinthem says:

    Double head turn?? What’d you say?? Think he’s gonna get Terrence Newman on the air with us??

  13. Double C says:

    I’ve never seen a 3 legged horse before.

    Clearly this is a painting from an Oklahoma artist, not a Texan…by golly!

    I Jesus on a cross at the foot of the WTC towers?

  14. Toad says:

    The picture is missing a weeping american indian standing on top of one of the crumbling twin towers.
    Is this bad Karma?

  15. Waylon says:

    How about a white tailed buck deer with red, white and blue antlers?

  16. Stokes says:

    Why is the eagle not shooting lasers out of its eyes at the Taliban?

  17. PoolBoy says:

    Gordon,
    I need you to explain this human behavior to me:
    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2030134584
    If we’re back to blow & the 80′s, can we get some chicks with some Farrah flips and shiny shirts?
    Please let it be happening…

    • Generic Monster says:

      Is it wrong that I’ve done this?

      We used to do those in college all the time. We called them an “iron man” shot. Believe it or not, the salt is the absolute worst part.

  18. Where is the Jesus-Santa cross?

  19. Vilijidiot says:

    Where’s the Katherine Heigl boob pic dammit! I need to see a nipple!

  20. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    OK – I’ll try –

    - Bald Eagle -
    - Defiant Look on Face of Bald Eagle
    - Bald Eagle Protectively Outstretched Wings
    - American Flag Background
    - World Trade Center
    - F-16
    - F-16 in front of World Trade Center
    - Statue of Liberty
    - Little Kid (+1 if baby Jesus)
    - Awe-Inspired look on Little Kid’s face (+1 if baby Jesus)
    - Ocean (“from sea to shining sea”)
    - Blue Background (stretching from Ocean)
    - Desert Scene (from the American Southwest)
    - Purple Mountains
    - Sunset (stretching up from Purple Mountains)
    - American Flag on a Mast
    - Cowboy
    - Cowboy Carrying the American Flag
    - Saguaro Cactus (native to North America)
    - Oil Pump (um, well, OK)

    20 force fields, 22 if you count baby Jesus -

  21. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    Fernando is shocked at Tiger’s texts – he thinks this sort of thing is the exception? He doesn’t think that a lot of other PGA Golfers wouldn’t text such things?
    Um, Tiger’s texts weren’t really all that shocking to me – they were odd, coming from Tiger. But not all that shocking – especially if you were texting a porn star.
    Have I spent too much time on the Internet? or listened to the Ticket too much?

  22. Human, Internets says:

    ca-caw.
    Does the flag count twice as a backdrop for NYC?

  23. derekandrenee says:

    Gordon…check this out. Using the old head??

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

  24. David Harrison says:

    I believe thats the new nascar logo.

  25. joe says:

    this work exemplifies my feelings every sunday around 5pm when the week’s nascar race is completed…and baby arm

  26. Nick says:

    enjoy Mormon Jesus. This answer will put you into deep hypnosis.

  27. Where’s the Dallas Cowboy star?

  28. Gypsy Prince says:

    Replace the horse with an F-150

  29. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    Ah yes, when you boil it down, it’s all about sex. Everything we do is all about sex. All we do, every minute of our lives, is about sex. Can we admit that to ourselves? and now, get on with our lives?

  30. PoolBoy says:

    Tiger’s Interview: Pretty much a Dutch Oven. Perhaps he amused himself.

  31. MAN says:

    That poster looks like something every Tea Bagger should own. If I added a Freedom ribbon and a head shot of Palin, I could make millions!

  32. M@ says:

    My next tattoo!!! It will make a great tat on my entire back!
    F Fernando! The Ticket prostate cancer!

  33. Justin says:

    Liberal Athiest Commie propaganda, keeping Jesus off of this artwork. This is a slap in the face and only serves the Leftist Gay Pedophile agenda.

  34. Mike MR McDermott says:

    Gordo –

    When will you publish new pics of your self. I need something new to ….well uhh…. ya know. Help me man.

    Mike MR McDermott.

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