Official St. Patrick’s Day Post

Are you wearing green?

OMG: Most unnecessary study ever

Let me hear from you ladies!

Guinea pig idiocracy

Get ready for your own insanity

What the hell is Steve Nash doing?

Sad news

35 thoughts on “Official St. Patrick’s Day Post

  1. middletree says:

    So are you guys gonna talk about Tiger Woods all day? Tell me now so I can make alternate listening plans.

    Thanks.

  2. Tuthead says:

    http://www.japanprobe.com/2010/03/17/snow-monkeys-terrorize-shibu-onsen/

    Looks like they need Nolan Ryan to make an official trip to Japan as ambassador to the snow monkeys to help out.

  3. middletree says:

    Anyone want to know who I’ve got in my bracket?

  4. A Nana Moose says:

    Middletree, I bet you have the same 64 teams in your bracket as everyone else this year.

    I’m just sayin’

    I want to hear more nostalgia talk, I liked the lunch room independance talk this morning. I so remember the days of star crunches and fudge bars. My favorite was once I got to high school, they had the burger/grill counter that just about everyone ate at, and then they still had the old school line where you could get chicken fried steak, mash n gravy and a roll or the square pizza every day of the week if you wanted, and they would even let you buy a second patty or slice if you wanted unlike elementary school.

    Anyone remember “chicken vittles”?

    • middletree says:

      I don’t actually do a bracket, although my 8-yr-old is doing one this year. I just thought that question was funny because when the ticket personalities go to a live remote, they get their ass whipped by P1′s wanting to them them their picks.

    • The Anarchist Response says:

      How is this for Nostalgic insaneness

      • The Anarchist Response says:

        Possible squirrel shot at the :47 mark of the hot dirty late 60′s young mom?

        here is an HSO. Bring back the delicious bushiness of the late 60′s early 70′s. Lets get a do-over without that whole Vietnam thing.

      • The Anarchist Response says:

        I’m just sayin.

        Think about it, with all of the tricked up idiocracy hygeine products of today coupled with that? Oh my.

      • The Anarchist Response says:

        I’m finished.

        Welp ,see ya later.

      • fortyliner says:

        that’s an interesting story. tell it again.

      • A Nana Moose says:

        Get an education fool.

      • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

        Gads, what mushroom induced nightmare inspired that god-awful music? And that voice …. “The Horror – The Horror” -

      • Human, Internets says:

        What kind of bush is it? Does it have berries?

  5. eRacer X says:

    Centaur man red flags:

    -He’s a centaur.
    -His ‘tip cup’ is in a most disturbing location.
    -Somewhere behind him is another person.
    -He’s making a little girl smile deviously whilst he himself displays a molestor’s grin.
    -He’s a centaur.
    -He appears to have a case of dunlap’s disease.

    • Jub-Jub When's The Chicken Gonna Be Done? says:

      Can I have one of the funnel cakes for sale in the background? They are so mideval, right there with the plague and swords stuck in rocks and things.

    • Jub-Jub When's The Chicken Gonna Be Done? says:

      His belly dun lapped over his horse belt?

      I thought it was called dickie-do disease.

  6. P-Phil says:

    Is she a Pancakes Waitress? Cause I wanna do her in the church parking lot.

  7. P-1 Shake Tiller says:

    Gordo,

    I’ve always relied upon you for the straight shit. I was out of town for about 6 weeks;I come back and no Barb Smith. What the hell happened? Please don’t give me the standard company line….she left to persue other opportunities.That usually means she was fired(I wonder how I know that?).
    Let me know what you can without getting your ass in a jam.

    Regards,
    Shake

  8. A Billy Joel special… “Drunk White Girls”
    http://www.theunticket.com/drunk-white-girls/

    The OMG Study you linked to has a pretty funny comment down the page…

    ==================================
    Stefan Jones • #12 • 15:46 on Tue, Mar.16 • Reply

    “I dunno. It turned out to be kind of dry and tasteless, but it came with its own dental floss.” — B.T. Snake
    ==================================

  9. ThumbPlumb says:

    The Lethal Weapon was hilarious.

    Steve Nash is crazy as well.

    Nice green top!

  10. BloodyStump says:

    Gordo, I heard that Ron Washington snorted that coke off Josh Hamilton’s abs; can the morning boys get the inside scoop on that?

  11. middletree says:

    http://www.lazypalace.com/strange-girls/

    All of Gordo’s ex-GFs in one place. The more you scroll down, the better it gets.

    • Human, Internets says:

      Lord, I swear if you like girls that have these places up here, and one of those places down there, then Hawtness needs to be a stop on your daily web browsing.

  12. middletree says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337420,00.html

    I love when parents stick up for the kid instead of the school. Not.

    This may be the most ridiculous lawsuit in the history of ever.

  13. David says:

    Who in the F is that chick in the pic…

  14. isawoj says:

    I think this is the chick Ron Washington did coke with:
    http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/acid_picdump_57.jpg

  15. JokerAce says:

    I need some fuckin KFC!

  16. JokerAce says:

    Ron Washington -

    Back on the Scene, with the Gangsta lean! I would love to hang out with that mofo. Old School. Stretch 1979 Cadillac Limo. 6 of the best whores money can buy. Schlitz, Courvoisier in my Pimp Cup!

    Damn, I’m itchy. Need some f*ckin’ sunflower seeds!

  17. Natalie says:

    here’s a pic of me with the centaur man back in 2008.

    it was for an event we had at my work for the release of the latest book in the lightning thief series. as I recall he was mostly silent and breathed heavily.

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30516656&l=8d43d04e41&id=57300482

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