Hair light Thursday

So soft, so warm

Naughty teacher confesses

Hot lesbian wants to take girl to prom, here’s another pic, but don’t click on this pic

Immature headline writing

Understanding what’s wrong with politics today

Dallas continues its strong tradition of making embarrassing videos to promote something or another. This is so very painful I had to get drunk in order to post it. And it is only 6am. First of all, they made all these people sing a cappella then laid it on top of the song, so everyone is singing in a different key. P.S. This is worse than the death of Corey Haim.

41 thoughts on “Hair light Thursday

  1. Bill the Cat says:

    Is there any way to discover who is responsible for this abomination. They must be revealed for pubic ridicule. Was it one of Jerry’s relatives?

  2. Monkee says:

    ………………no words. WAIT, I just found one! “Fartburgers!”

  3. Corey Haim says:

    That video is why Baby God Jesus hates the internet. Die

  4. waitaminnit says:

    The link says “hot” lesbian wants to go to the prom. Talk about false advertising. Hot, she ain’t.

  5. Neuhaus says:

    Gordon, you throw around the HOT a little too freely… Sure she’s not Fugly, but definitely not hot, warmish perhaps?

  6. Electro-acolyte says:

    First Dealey Plaza, now this. Can’t wait for it to be played weekly on the ‘video screen to nowhere’ in stunning 3D.

  7. Eric says:

    That’s one big lesbian.

  8. C. Everett says:

    Mike Synder. Really? PR FAIL

  9. Bradford's broken shoulder says:

    I knew from the first pic that the lil lesbian might be packing a wee bit of weight in them britches..you’re a tease Gordon

  10. middletree says:

    Hands down, the weirdest musical duet ever. Bowie and Crosby are a distant second place:

    • Old Cried Pants says:

      You just don’t get it…or do you? That is the questiion (double ii’s intended)? If you get the whole REM/Dan Rather thing, God loves you, and I appreciate you, pal!

  11. CWW says:

    Once again, laughing at you from down here in Austin. Congrats Dallas!

    • oldsaintd says:

      All the surrounding cities laugh at Dallas on a daily basis, especially from here in Arlington. Austin is nice too, there is a helpful individual to clean your windshield on every corner.

      • Juan Openings says:

        Are you kidding me? Arlington is the armpit of the Metroplex. It’s purposely located next to Grand Prarie to make it seems like it sucks less. If it were closer to Mesquite & Garland, that area of town would be lovingly referred to as “Hell.”

  12. Wooslini says:

    Gordon posted a pic of the girl that ATE the hot lesbian!

  13. ThumbPlumb says:

    Another hint that the XLV Super Bowl halftime entertainment will be Tim McGraw and Faith Hill.

  14. eRacer X says:

    Isn’t that what they all do?

  15. ThumbPlumb says:

    Here’s a good, detailed link on how Greggo screwed up his last gig:http://wolferadio11.wordpress.com/2010/03/11/my-comments-to-this-story-in-dallas-observer/#more-2510

  16. Brad's Bathroom Barbecue says:

    Vanity is a powerful, and in this case, extraordinarily painful thing.

  17. Biden Time says:

    Where’s Greggo?

  18. Freeman says:

    The term “hot” to you Musers is becoming increasingly watered down, please adjust your attenuators. “Jumbo Lez” is perfect proof (I am praying that this was tongue in cheek)… and if I have to hear Junior raving about the “hot Sarah Palin” (not!) again I am gonna club myself over the head with a cinder block. And what’s George’s obsession with Taylor “who ate my cheese” Swift?….

  19. Brian says:

    What was the creepy dance Hully was doing, and the disturbing camera-eye contact…..where were his hands?

  20. Scott Murray's Hairpiece says:

    I thought Scott Murray was dead?

    Seriously though, I’ve lived outside DFW for 10 years now. Is he still on TV?

    If you’ve got big boobs (or an answer), let me hear from you…

  21. Monty says:

    This video took boat loads of courage, Gordo. This historic video will be forever remembered for the brilliant performance turned in by Dirk Nowitzki. Check it out at 2:18.

  22. doug mulholland says:

    if that is the real lesbo..something wrong with these other folks..i think she is HOT..i don’t cars if its a tranny..HOT

  23. fartinmyface says:

    Does anyone have any ballsac lotion?

  24. Question for Gordon says:

    What 5-10 websites do you frequent, aside from email and local news?

    (Please don’t make it ALL jokes, I’m bored with my interwebs.)

  25. Bhud says:

    In relation to your lesbian story… The crop tool is evil.

    http://thatmustsuck.com/?p=303

  26. BooBooRiviera says:

    Was that Greggo in the video?

    Is it me, or is Jerry Jones becomming a real live cartoon?

  27. Hillybilly says:

    My ears are bleeding!!!!!!

  28. Michael Irving says:

    Enough already with the Christina Hendricks pics….. I can’t handle anymore friction burns.

  29. Mudcat says:

    This video sux more than anything has ever sucked before…….oh yea Gordo did you expect us to read five pages of anything about politics? when the easy answer is, the only thing wrong with politics in America is that brown guy that the sheep voted in for president.When Obama walks in a room he is the dumbest person in the room,unless korby is in said room.Rhyner has given up,How can he say he never paid much attention to WWII? hell he is 60 years old,he must of been in the basement 45 of those years.love me, say bye buckwheat……..bye.bye.

  30. Mark says:

    bring back the rant

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