Tragedy strikes a good P1

Jensen Wright, Aged 7

UPDATE: Thank you P1′s for commenting and letting Jeff and his wife know how much we share in his grief. Jeff sent me this THURS night and made me cry all over again.

Thank you so much Gordon. You have gone so far and beyond what I hoped for and words can’t describe how grateful my family is for you. The outpouring of support on your website is just incredible. There is so much love headed our way that we are actually feeling it in this time of devastation.

I wasn’t able to listen to your show this morning because I was finally able to get a little sleep. My wife and I went to Jensen’s school to take care of some things and we ran into Jensen’s kindergarten teacher from last year and she told me she listened to you guys talk about Jensen this morning on your show for quite awhile. You guys are the best. The Ticket has always had such a personal touch with it’s audience and I feel so blessed to have my family shared on your air-waves.

Again, thanks so much for what you did for Jensen and our family. I will never be able to thank you enough.

Jeff

None of us are immune to tragedy, and we are reminded how important it is to appreciate what we have while we have it, and when we lose it, be thankful we had it to lose.

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Gordon, this is a story about double-standards on top of double-standards. You’re probably familiar with “stepping”, which is that choreographed stomping, dancing, clapping and yelling practiced by black fraternities and sororities. Coca-Cola sponsors the largest step-off competition in the nation (Sprite Step Off) to connect with an African-American audience. As this article from ESPN so eloquently states, “[w]hat nobody envisioned was…

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