Too much glare Friday

Look at all that glare. Need a new screen.

Why every woman should get implants

UPDATE: Latarian “Fun to do bad things” Milton

Think God approves of this?

Better Whitney Houston footage

Idiocracy gloves

Killing Travis the Chimp

Gay?

The Boner is dead

Mug Shot Thursday

Help me. Please. God.

You think life took a wrong turn for this guy?

Two teachers, one chair

Think George approves of this?

Much needed Olympic event

Was this headline necessary?

Did humans really once look like this?

Culture of Relative Truth: My prediction? Half the people won’t listen to this guy’s point once they see that he believes in global warming and isn’t a birther.

Good strong Wednesday

Whitney Houston’s wheels off performance

As bad as Boom Goes the Dynamite?

The Ticket mouse

Cheap Political ads

This morning, at 8:40 on the Ticket, we reviewed some new Texas Gubernatorial political ads. As the race heats up between Kay Bailey Huchison and Rick Perry, so have the cheap ad tactics.

New cheap political ads

Also, lets lake a listen back at some classic cheap political ads.

Classic political ads from 1310am

Rocking out Tuesday

A lot of people compare them to Rush

Remember this is the OFFICIAL dance.

All Male Monday

NSFW: Language warning for my new favorite twitter feed

This song is subtle genius

Unnecessary headline

Idiocracy Jewelry

I think this is a good look

Your Tiger Press Conference Bingo Card

Thanks to P1 Tobin for making this Tiger bingo card. Cover the square when you see or hear the following.

In honor of Pauly Shore

Today in studio at 9:15am on Sportsradio 1310am The Ticket, we welcome American icon Pauly Shore. To prepare for this visit watch this historic awkward minute with the Encino Man.

Pink Sunglasses Wednesday

They block the sun

Hug-E-Gram: Is this for real?

Great Column: You owe it to yourself to read it

CLARIFICATION: I am not condoning his political take so much as his psychological take. This column could be a defense of Bush and supply-side economics and I would still encourage you to read it. The take-away for me was bigger that the political stuff.

When hot girls and swastikas mix

Varga: My new musical obsession

Is this the definition of “Old Man Fight?”

Timewasters 2010- Junior and Jub

Wade Phillips dancing

This is so great. Merry Christmas.

Hottest computer mouse ever?

Cowboy hat Thursday

Looks like it would fit over my head

Mike Rhyner on Channel 11

D Balis on CNN

Classic Video: Keith Family Easter- Warning: Dark Ending

Jesus Pot: Why is he giving the confiscated pot a vacant stare?

Jesus Condom: Worst name to give a child

Tiger Woods Googling

Although it didn’t score all that well, I LOVED the Google commercial that ran during the Superbowl. It was actually the first time I had seen the ad campaign because I always fast forward through commercials. Well, SLATE did a Tiger Woods parody a while back that is kinda funny. Enjoy.

Inappropriate laughter Wednesday

Brooklyn Tuesday

Ticket appearance propels supermodel to SI cover

Brooklyn Decker wins: The Ticket’s own swimsuit model gets SI Cover

Identify the most disturbing thing about this story

25 hot girls with footballs

Iphone users rejoice

Beautiful Monday

The Face of a Saint

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The Saints tribute songs have started

The Star Telegram hates your freedom to say the other word for “Rooster”

Saints fans Obama it up

Craig and Jane Fonda go public with romance

World’s deadliest song: But what about Emmitt’s Way?

Extreme NBC sorriness, or good business decision?

Self-Help Dad, Self-Destructive Son: Enjoy his band

Geaux Saints! Who dat! And F-Yeah!

Who was the only member of the Ticket team to predict the Saints victory? THAT WOULD BE ME (said in fake greggo voice). As a boy who grew up on the Gulf Coast very near New Orleans, I am giddy.

Greatest Visual Joke in Radio History Immortalized

Steve Eagar, the P1-friendly anchor for Channel 4, did a package on the Superbowl that captured radio greatness in full color- The Famous “Gordon, where are you? I am two feet in front of you, Craig.” Crowd Pleaser. Also seen is “The Punch Felt ‘Round The World.” Hilarity begins at either right at the top during the awkward handoff between Heather and Steve, or at the 1:43 mark. Enjoy.

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Murder Two

Death approaches

In 1996, when the Ticket was young, Junior and George and I were in Miami for a the Dolphin Cowboy game, and we were driving on the highway when a large black hearse rolled by us on highway. This thing looked scarier than Satan’s ass. As it passed, we observed, in big Gothic letters on the back window, “Murder One.” This scared us so badly that we took the next exit and all held each other at a gas station parking lot until our mothers arrived.

This week, in Miami, we observer what surely was Murder One’s stealth cousin, “Homicide 1.5.”

Trash disposal Friday

Don't forget to put your long, cylindrical objects in the hole

Pictures from our yacht excursion

Designer dogs are stupid

Great article on misplaced Jay Leno hatred