Those who find some meaning in seeing Santa reverently kneel at the manger might also like the decoration I am planning for this spring: the Easter bunny merrily hiding colored eggs at the base of a dying Christ on the crucifix.
I heard the Waitress’s on Gordo’s Corner.
That lead singer passed away some time ago.
Fav. Christmas song ever: Charlie Brown’s song.
and that Homo Billy Squier: and the Ticket’s own, Don Henley and the Eagles, Merry Christmas Baby.
So, I played Santa for the very first time in my life last weekend. The only thing I could think of while talking to the children was, “Please don’t break into Gordon’s fake Santa voice and start saying things like, ‘Old Santa and Mrs. Claus are not doing so well right now……’”.
This may be the most talented person I have ever seen in my life.
Kseniya Simonova’s Amazing Sand Drawing
This video shows the winner of ” Ukraine ’s Got Talent”, Kseniya Simonova, 24, drawing a series of pictures on an illuminated sand table showing how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion
during World War II. Her talent is mesmeric to watch.
The images, projected onto a large screen, moved many in the audience to tears and she won the top prize of about $130,000.00
She begins by creating a scene showing a couple sitting holding hands on a bench under a starry sky, but then warplanes appear and the happy scene is obliterated.
It is replaced by a woman’s face crying, but then a baby arrives and the woman smiles again. Once again war returns and Miss Simonova throws the sand into chaos from which a young woman’s face appears.
She quickly becomes an old widow, her face wrinkled and sad, before the image turns into a monument to an Unknown Soldier.
This outdoor scene becomes framed by a window as if the viewer is looking out on the monument from within a house.
In the final scene, a mother and child appear inside and a man standing outside, with his hands pressed against the glass, saying goodbye.
The Great Patriotic War, as it is called in Ukraine, resulted in one in four of the population being killed with eight to 11 million deaths out of a population of 42 million.
Kseniya Simonova says:
“I find it difficult enough to create art using paper and pencils or paintbrushes, but using sand and fingers is beyond me. The art, especially when the war is used as the subject matter, even brings some audience members to tears. And there’s surely no bigger compliment.”
Why is Santa and his polished bald head praying to infant Bobby Hill?
Because the idiot with this in their yard is also the type who see Jesus as a Sun-tanned, blond-haired white dude, not brown skinned, brown hair and bearded, cuz that’s what scary terrorists look like,
Yes I agree but without the anger directed at him. (spit makes me gag)
He is just as much a Religorrist as old ahab the arab with the bottle rocket tied to his leg on the plane. The only difference is that HE doesnt know it. Kind of sad when you think about it, which I DONT, because the Anarchist Response does not get sad about such things.
Amen! Who knows when it will be your last full year on this earth? I want mine to go out with a bang (or at least an H-J). If it has be be administered by myself, then so be it. I just need some WM.
I swear that I just saw a sign like that while driving back from a friends house and it looked exactly the same. I can’t believe that someone would actually buy something like that.
Just a note to all the GK.com-ers to wish you all a very merry Christmas. I hope yours is filled with family, friends, good food, great memories, and freaky holiday sex.
Ok maybe I sound llke an old fart but obviously the message of the display is to remember the true meaning of christmas. Maybe a little tacky but hey, we all have our quirks.
don’t post that please. post v that instead
Oy. Is that an inflatable display, or plywood painted to look inflatable? Either way it’s creepier than hollow plastic ones. 0_0
Ummmm…… boobies? Where have all of the boobies gone? Maybe that is what Santa is praying for.
Here ya go…
Speaking of tarmacs this will drive you crazy Gordo.
I could hardly watch that thing. Could you imagine being one of those parents? I would have opened the emergency exit and made a run for it.
so thats who did my circumcision.
Yikes. I remember when The Church Lady did a little re-arranging of the name “Santa” back on SNL……
Those who find some meaning in seeing Santa reverently kneel at the manger might also like the decoration I am planning for this spring: the Easter bunny merrily hiding colored eggs at the base of a dying Christ on the crucifix.
Eggcellent idea!
I heard the Waitress’s on Gordo’s Corner.
That lead singer passed away some time ago.
Fav. Christmas song ever: Charlie Brown’s song.
and that Homo Billy Squier: and the Ticket’s own, Don Henley and the Eagles, Merry Christmas Baby.
Dear Gordon,
So, I played Santa for the very first time in my life last weekend. The only thing I could think of while talking to the children was, “Please don’t break into Gordon’s fake Santa voice and start saying things like, ‘Old Santa and Mrs. Claus are not doing so well right now……’”.
Gordo –
I didn’t know you were in High School Art Class…
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/12/northwest-dallas-high-school-s.html
If only Xenu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster were pictured, then my worship circle would be complete.
My neighbor was a little less subtle….
This may be the most talented person I have ever seen in my life.
Kseniya Simonova’s Amazing Sand Drawing
This video shows the winner of ” Ukraine ’s Got Talent”, Kseniya Simonova, 24, drawing a series of pictures on an illuminated sand table showing how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion
during World War II. Her talent is mesmeric to watch.
The images, projected onto a large screen, moved many in the audience to tears and she won the top prize of about $130,000.00
She begins by creating a scene showing a couple sitting holding hands on a bench under a starry sky, but then warplanes appear and the happy scene is obliterated.
It is replaced by a woman’s face crying, but then a baby arrives and the woman smiles again. Once again war returns and Miss Simonova throws the sand into chaos from which a young woman’s face appears.
She quickly becomes an old widow, her face wrinkled and sad, before the image turns into a monument to an Unknown Soldier.
This outdoor scene becomes framed by a window as if the viewer is looking out on the monument from within a house.
In the final scene, a mother and child appear inside and a man standing outside, with his hands pressed against the glass, saying goodbye.
The Great Patriotic War, as it is called in Ukraine, resulted in one in four of the population being killed with eight to 11 million deaths out of a population of 42 million.
Kseniya Simonova says:
“I find it difficult enough to create art using paper and pencils or paintbrushes, but using sand and fingers is beyond me. The art, especially when the war is used as the subject matter, even brings some audience members to tears. And there’s surely no bigger compliment.”
And she’s hot too!!!
Youve seen Black Jesus. Youve seen Black Santa.
Now, for this holiday season only, unless you are this guy, I give you……….
Black Bear Bryant!!
Hook ‘Em
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Why is Santa and his polished bald head praying to infant Bobby Hill?
Because the idiot with this in their yard is also the type who see Jesus as a Sun-tanned, blond-haired white dude, not brown skinned, brown hair and bearded, cuz that’s what scary terrorists look like,
*spit*
Yes I agree but without the anger directed at him. (spit makes me gag)
He is just as much a Religorrist as old ahab the arab with the bottle rocket tied to his leg on the plane. The only difference is that HE doesnt know it. Kind of sad when you think about it, which I DONT, because the Anarchist Response does not get sad about such things.
Blinded by Science,
The Anarchist Response
Santa (saint nick) would be praying to Jesus, he’s a Saint..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas
A neighbor down the street has that same display in their yard – it’s their only decoration (now I’m wondering if that’s where the picture was taken).
I took in Plano, I forget the streetname. Upper middle class neighborhood
If I have to look at santas bald head one more day I’ll put myself on the cross, make with the pics of boobies already…..
Amen! Who knows when it will be your last full year on this earth? I want mine to go out with a bang (or at least an H-J). If it has be be administered by myself, then so be it. I just need some WM.
I swear that I just saw a sign like that while driving back from a friends house and it looked exactly the same. I can’t believe that someone would actually buy something like that.
Just a note to all the GK.com-ers to wish you all a very merry Christmas. I hope yours is filled with family, friends, good food, great memories, and freaky holiday sex.
Again, Merry Christmas everyone.
http://www.myspace.com/venturebroschristmas
titty sprinkles
Hey I took this picture!!! It’s plywood FYI….
Steve Nash is begging for your All-Star vote, because he’s…..
My favorite song of 2009:
http://www.laughgrandma.com/2009/12/26
Ok maybe I sound llke an old fart but obviously the message of the display is to remember the true meaning of christmas. Maybe a little tacky but hey, we all have our quirks.
i have an idea. get off of vacation and update your website.
on second thought, don’t do that to vacation. just come back.
wait.
Not to change the subject, but….What Korbel product did you say you were having on the broadcast last night, Gordon?
This is what Norm’s bookie makes him dress up as when he loses big time:
http://thechive.com/2010/01/01/daily-morning-randomness-25-photots/random-funny-p4-24/
So Norm has to wear Rhyner’s old costume?
What happened to the weekly ratings? Is 105.3 The Fan gaining on the ticket? I know they do during Cowboy games and when STUPID hockey is on.
Exactly what is happening at the Cotton Bowl this year? Was this one of the “perks” that Jerry through in to get the game in his Stagium?
Title of the article
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/010210dnspocottonlede.3ba6f56.html