The Mall Santa Claus controversy

Check out Quick today for fun photography, and my take on Mall Santas.

29 thoughts on “The Mall Santa Claus controversy

  1. Human, Internets says:

    Santa-Jesus, please bring me a box of bowling ball holes for Christmas.

  2. links says:

    Your photog link doesn’t work. For the record, the link on the right part of your site, pointing to your TV work, hasn’t been a good link for a while now.

  3. MIKE MR MCDERMOTT says:

    What a wonderful Christmas gift for me and P1′s everywhere. A new look from from Gordo. Hey I loved the old one buy whp amongst us won’t like a new one to “work one out” to? I now I will enjoy the new material.

    Mike MR McDermott.

  4. gossip gurl says:

    Now, this is interesting. At first, it’s another story about Elin and Tiger: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/elin_plays_3Qs02YIaK71Ia300J4Xu0H/1

    But then check out this tidbit:

    Star magazine reported that Woods’ wandering eye also extended to the A-list — coming on to Jessica Simpson when she was still dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

    Woods and Simpson carried on a flirtatious weekend, Star cited a pal of Simpson as saying, during the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament last July — where Simpson was singing the national anthem and Romo was Tiger’s partner. The source said Simpson never followed through, because “she would never date a married man.” Days later, Romo and Simpson split up.

  5. ThumbPlumb says:

    Thanks for the video Gordo.

  6. where can i get one of these ron washington calendars?

  7. Me says:

    That was a good good funny fun fun little Johnny joke. Hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

  8. AB says:

    I think Ron Washington looks more like one of those dudes at the airport departure area that checks in your bags for you. So I like to call him “SkyCap”. (but not to his face)

  9. Robert says:

    An impressive version of an otherwise cheesy (and catchy) song:

    • douche police says:

      Robert you have been cited by the douche police for publication of this gay video with claims of it being impressive. Please avoid all contact with others for two weeks.

  10. eRacer X says:

    Dear baby Santa-Jesus, please bring me a new butt…mine has a crack in it.

  11. Mike says:

    Old Ron does have that kinda disheveled, shuffling, mumbling, bad grammar-laced, street dude looks…..

  12. Matt says:

    Sorry. Didn’t find the Ron Washington pics all that funny. Actually a little disappointed to see them posted by you.

    • Not_My_Real_Name says:

      As a past person who has been flamed on this site for a differing opinion to the taste of any given subject here, just know that Gordo means no harm.

      He defers all the evils of society to his followers.

      He is merely a messenger.

      And if you are lucky, you may get a psychology lesson (reply) from him.

      Good Luck!!

  13. Bhud says:

    Gordo! An friend and I are trying to start up a website. It’s called Thatmustsuck.com and we would like to link to your site occassionally. There’s really not much in it for you, I guess. But we would appreciate the help from your trillions of followers. Maybe some ticket schtick sometimes. Maybe stop by Home Depot. I don’t know if we’ll have time.

    Stay Hard

    Bhud

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      No, this is not great – gary numan is old, he wishes to recapture his magic – his magic went away a long time ago –
      I guess he needs the money – or, perhaps, he is just having fun, reliving the old days -

      In my day, we weren’t reliving – we were – we were – we are – and we will always be -

      That’s how I remember it -

      • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

        Come to think of it, Cars was a lame assed release of Numan, for the Yanks, you know, they can’t take something “way out there” -

        “give them something with synthersizers or some such, they’ll like it”.

        BS – here was Numan’s best work -

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uahZLfoZ954

        - if you don’t like it – well, then, I guess you just don’t like Numan -

    • Human, Internets says:

      Absofrigginlutely. They (nin) also did an awesome cover of Warm Leatherette.

  14. Ghost Of Rowdy says:

    Ticket Mouse,

    Will you please fill my stocking with droppings?

  15. chieflou says:

    Sorry I’m a bit late with this, Gordo, but I wanted to thank you for helping to make this Christmas extra special. See, I recorded “A Charlie Brown Christmas” earlier this month and saved it for our annual family viewing. My kids begged me for 2 weeks to watch it, but I kept putting them off. I wanted to save it for a special family evening. Well, that evening came 2 nights ago. Imagine the joy when we cued that baby up and discovered, not Charlie Brown, Linus and the rest of the Peanuts gang, but you, as Skid Row Santa, handing out jars of Metamucil. Ahh, the memories.

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