Christmas hurts my penis

Merry Christmas

Getting flocked for Christmas

28 thoughts on “Christmas hurts my penis

  1. clatterboot says:

    Apparently there really is a “billionaire ebay” (per 8:40 Hicks bit): http://billionairexchange.com/

  2. The Fake Jon Hamm says:

    Thanks for posting this Santa pic again. I’ve been trying to find it. It reminds me of the true meaning of Christmas.

  3. Don Keyballs says:

    What happened to all of the pictures of beautiful ladies modeling watches, or a tasteful background? All I want for Christmas is an erection.

  4. Idiocracy at its Best says:

    Saints fans shoot television after win against Redskins.

  5. Chris Kris says:

    Wrong Gordon…it was me, not Christmas.

  6. Gypsy Prince says:

    So did the flocked tree cost more than 40 bucks?

  7. Jimmy Johnson says:

    Whomever handles Ticketstock celeb appearances (Barry Sanders? Kareem?) must handle pricing for “Full Disclosure.” $24.95? Good lord. That’s why you have a warehouse full of them.

  8. Kittenpants says:

    all i want for Christmas is
    some Gordon Keith
    some Gordon Keith
    some Gordon Keith….

  9. Electro-Acolyte says:

  10. Human, Internets says:

    yoda butter

  11. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    Skin head girl don’t care about money – all your bitches do -
    That’s the dividing line – that’s what makes a difference – all of your girls care about money – all of mine, don’t -

  12. eRacer X says:

    A flockin’ A+ story. Write it again.

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