See if you can find the E-brake

So tense

33 thoughts on “See if you can find the E-brake

  1. Kevin says:

    Oh between the uncomfortable laughter and the Whoopi cough that is the most tense thing of November. I’m not sure Babs understood what was going on though as she just rolled into the next question.

  2. Blood Pants says:

    Bear Trap!

  3. The Anarchist Response says:

    Dear Good Gordon,

    I am glad that she finds rape funny. Most girls do not. Men neither for that matter, unless of course that it happens in middle-school by the hot American History teacher, rather than in middle-age by your federal prison “cellie”. Which by the way segways me into my next request. You do not happen to have the name and number of a good Tax Attorney do you?

    Please do not say Obama,Please do not say Obama, Please do not say Obama…..

    Your Friend About,

    The Anarchist Response
    (not to be mistaken for the most callous of responses)

  4. Bloody Stump says:

    You would think that it would have slammed the brakes on the interview but Barbara just drove on like nothing had happened (did she not hear, not care or is she just that unflappable?). It did look like Whoopi was gonna keel over though.

  5. Craig says:

    I can’t believe Whoopi was taken aback — wasn’t it just a few short months ago that she was defending Polanski? Hypocrite.

  6. JJ says:

    Further proof (as if we needed it) that women, especially hots, shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

  7. AE says:

    At least the guy had good taste!

  8. She’s referring to Tom Cruise right? It was chapter 42, page 726 where it says, “Thou shall ravage young women and fill them to the rim with the rich taste of baby. Follow it up with a swift fist punch to force all them babies in, then shut her legs with tape.”

    I also believe it was in their contract that stated she would be paid an extra $5 million if she was to get pregnant with his babbies, have them, care for them and ensure he’s not in the picture. I also think it had an asterick that said “If you call me “Goose” one more time, the contract is null and void and you’re required to shove numerous hangers up the pot of babbies.

    dark

  9. Human, Internets says:

    chicken spears

  10. KSK says:

    OH

    MY

    GOD

    Not so much a bear trap as an elephant trap.

  11. Gypsy Prince says:

    So how does child support work in this situation?
    Could the guy/”rapist” get joint custody of the kid?

  12. James says:

    Is she talking? Never even noticed her mouth was moving…

  13. DAN says:

    “There is nothing funny about rape, unless you are raping a clown” -on a t-shirt

  14. Joe H. says:

    Gordon, I find the fact that George made fun of the londoners’ accent ironic, when they where comparing him to Hank from “King of the Hill” with the propane talk, making fun of his accent.

  15. LC says:

    She’s hot, but someone needs to sew her mouth shut. Or, maybe a zipper would work better. I guess there are some things she should do with her mouth. But, talking obviously isn’t one of them.

  16. Dirtiest of all Dirty P1s says:

    Just as Junior shouldn’t be telling jokes with the sole purpose of making George (and no one else) laugh, this Sofia Viagra…er…Vergara chick shouldn’t be telling “jokes” with the sole purpose of making Clayton Williams (and no one else) laugh.

  17. craig says:

    Um wow, was she serious?

  18. Electro-Acolyte says:

    her son looks somewhat Corby’ish.

    snake bladder taco

  19. Clark says:

    She should have told Whoopie “it wasn’t rape rape” because he was a famous director.

  20. Larry Mow says:

    Wish she would have said to Whoopi, “dont worry it wasnt rape rape, just plain old rape”

  21. Joyce Durham says:

    Is this a scene from Vaggie Tales?

  22. send me one taco says:

    just in time for the holidays

    http://twitter.com/loadedsanta

  23. WOW I hopefully you can only get arrested for doing this in California. I have been doing the same thing for years here in Plano and never thought I was risking arrest.
    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9C3FC5G0&show_article=1

    Mike MR McDermott

    • The Anarchist Response says:

      “Why rape?”

      “Because as an artistic gesture, it’s one of the most impactful I can think of.”

      Gotta love those art majors heheheheh. Seriously though, I would like my money back. Do not make me go all PHILLIP RIVAAASSSSSS in here. Effin Cable TV man.

      Alzheimersly Yours,

      The Anarchist Response

  24. Human, Internets says:

    Lord help me, I have loop head over Concreaky Face Chicken.

    extensive multiple entendre.

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