I would love to stick my nose in the middle of them
Little Ticket still battling for the P1
Carrie Fisher pic: wanna to know what happened (in my mind) right after this picture was taken?
Fresh Flowers Thursday
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DIE YANK’S DIE!!! DIE YANK’S DIE!!! DIE YANK’S DIE!!!
Looks like the Yankees done bought themselves another World Series. Time for them to raise their cap to 300 million.
Thanks for Rodriguez & Teixeira. Looking forward to Elvis Andrus in a few.
That shade of orange would make a lovely color for a Spring Merkin…….
Is her stunt double a dude?
http://lifehacker.com/5397180/diy-secret-knock-detector-grants-you-entrance-with-the-right-cadence
Ultimate geek toy. Can’t let you in unless you use the secret knock.
When you use obscure words like “bindle”, would you please add footnote definitions for the lazier of us? I wasted precious seconds looking it up before I finished the story, and I totally lost the vibe.
On the bright side, I have a new word to put in my pick-up patter. Chicks will dig it, no?
More guys want to hear fake jerry and wade on 1310 than the real jerry and wade on 105.3. gotta love it.
To be fair the fake ones are MUCH more interesting.
This is true. When Jerry’s on in the mornings, my mind usually wanders. Then when the press conference comes along in the afternoon, I usually bring out the iPod for a little while.
True that. I can’t imagine anyone changing radio stations to hear what the real Jerry or Wade would have to say since neither of them ever say anything interesting.
Another difference is that in the case of the real Jerry and Wade, it’s Jerry that’s like herpes. The Cowboys *will* get rid of Wade.
Indeed – I always plan to hear fake Jerry and Wade – when the real Wade comes on, that’s when I go out for a smoke break.
I’m not sure I believe the daughter was better….I will need to personally get an example of their work to confirm whether the 911 call was frivolous or not.
Ever wonder if all these pics you post of Denise, she might eventually decide she wants to be with you? Talk about score-boarding all the P1’s!!
In other news, watch the ultimate fork lift fail
http://www.theunticket.com/fork-lift-fail/
And I think the Fake Hideki Matsui was brilliant…we need more of him!@ Maybe a round table of Matsui, Kidd, Dirk, Wade, Nolan Ryan & Billy Tubbs.
http://www.theunticket.com/fake-hideki-matsui/
Moron finds his perfect Halloween costume http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1102091breath1.html
“Carrie Fisher pic: wanna to know what happened (in my mind) right after this picture was taken?”
I know what happened. She ate 75,000 cheeseburgers.
http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/gorgeous1.jpg
still would
You might have to fashion a bikini out of peppercorn bacon to get her in the mood.
Eh, I guess. She looks like my High School theater teacher though. Nice lady, but not exactly in my “would” column… my teacher that is.
What happened? No, I’m still in the 80’s – Carrie Fisher still looks like that to me –
Hey, it’s all in the imagination -
I’d love to work up some static on those balloons. Or box those punching bags into submission. Whatever gives me a gander at that giant rack without that bikini in the way.
I’d also love to plant some seeds in that flower patch. What a world, what a world.
Oh yeah, defend that territory hard –> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33624850/ns/technology_and_science-science/
you have to love nature.
Corby said, “I knew this would happen, when they named it Fort ‘Hood.’ Too soon man, too soon.
I didn’t see where DM has a boyfriend or a husband.
It could be that:
1) She’s too picky and nobody is good enough,
2) She bats for the other team,
3) She’s too stuck on herself for anybody to tolerate her or someone got real tired of her and everyone knows,
4) She has one or a few little boy toys (or electric toys)that she keeps hidden and secret.
Backwards walking cheerleader may be faking…
http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories/stories/wcnc-110409-mw-dystonia-questions.284edb6e8.html
Also, a funny remix of her that makes me hope she’s faking, so I don’t have to feel bad for laughing.
Men look and think “funbags” women look and think “breast reduction”.
Correction:
Men look and can’t think.
Women look and think: Oh, those are too big. I bet they’re fake. Who does she think she is revealing herself like that. If mine were that size I would surely cover them up. I bet she’s a whore. Look at her flaunting those things around. They’re so disproportionate to her body and her arms are so flabby.
How disgusting.
not this woman.
Fisher went to the Endor set to shoot scenes with the Ewoks after. Did you ever watch Star Wars?
Gordon,
I’m sure the constant stream of ass-kissing and praise gets old…but I effing loved your Quick article! Thank goodness for your website, otherwise nobody would get to read such happy-hap!
I’m off to am left hand & have good. Stay Haaaaaaard!!