Fresh Flowers Thursday

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I would love to stick my nose in the middle of them

The love of being a woman

Little Ticket still battling for the P1

WTF?

Carrie Fisher pic: wanna to know what happened (in my mind) right after this picture was taken?

31 thoughts on “Fresh Flowers Thursday

  1. Nathan says:

    DIE YANK’S DIE!!! DIE YANK’S DIE!!! DIE YANK’S DIE!!!

  2. Nathan says:

    That shade of orange would make a lovely color for a Spring Merkin…….

  3. Jeff says:

    Is her stunt double a dude?

  4. JunkCult says:

    When you use obscure words like “bindle”, would you please add footnote definitions for the lazier of us? I wasted precious seconds looking it up before I finished the story, and I totally lost the vibe.

    On the bright side, I have a new word to put in my pick-up patter. Chicks will dig it, no?

  5. Electro-acolyte says:

    More guys want to hear fake jerry and wade on 1310 than the real jerry and wade on 105.3. gotta love it.

    • BloodyStump says:

      To be fair the fake ones are MUCH more interesting.

    • Human, Internets says:

      This is true. When Jerry’s on in the mornings, my mind usually wanders. Then when the press conference comes along in the afternoon, I usually bring out the iPod for a little while.

    • Dirtiest of all Dirty P1s says:

      True that. I can’t imagine anyone changing radio stations to hear what the real Jerry or Wade would have to say since neither of them ever say anything interesting.

      Another difference is that in the case of the real Jerry and Wade, it’s Jerry that’s like herpes. The Cowboys *will* get rid of Wade.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Indeed – I always plan to hear fake Jerry and Wade – when the real Wade comes on, that’s when I go out for a smoke break.

  6. Bloody Stump says:

    I’m not sure I believe the daughter was better….I will need to personally get an example of their work to confirm whether the 911 call was frivolous or not.

  7. Ever wonder if all these pics you post of Denise, she might eventually decide she wants to be with you? Talk about score-boarding all the P1′s!!

    In other news, watch the ultimate fork lift fail
    http://www.theunticket.com/fork-lift-fail/

    And I think the Fake Hideki Matsui was brilliant…we need more of him!@ Maybe a round table of Matsui, Kidd, Dirk, Wade, Nolan Ryan & Billy Tubbs.

    http://www.theunticket.com/fake-hideki-matsui/

  8. Chuck Beaver says:

    “Carrie Fisher pic: wanna to know what happened (in my mind) right after this picture was taken?”

    I know what happened. She ate 75,000 cheeseburgers.

    http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/gorgeous1.jpg

  9. Greggo's Empty Heroin Needle says:

    I’d love to work up some static on those balloons. Or box those punching bags into submission. Whatever gives me a gander at that giant rack without that bikini in the way.

    I’d also love to plant some seeds in that flower patch. What a world, what a world.

  10. P1Andy says:

    Corby said, “I knew this would happen, when they named it Fort ‘Hood.’ Too soon man, too soon.

  11. eRacer X says:

    I didn’t see where DM has a boyfriend or a husband.
    It could be that:
    1) She’s too picky and nobody is good enough,
    2) She bats for the other team,
    3) She’s too stuck on herself for anybody to tolerate her or someone got real tired of her and everyone knows,
    4) She has one or a few little boy toys (or electric toys)that she keeps hidden and secret.

  12. Bhud says:

    Backwards walking cheerleader may be faking…
    http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories/stories/wcnc-110409-mw-dystonia-questions.284edb6e8.html

    Also, a funny remix of her that makes me hope she’s faking, so I don’t have to feel bad for laughing.

  13. CarolAnn says:

    Men look and think “funbags” women look and think “breast reduction”.

    • eRacer X says:

      Correction:

      Men look and can’t think.

      Women look and think: Oh, those are too big. I bet they’re fake. Who does she think she is revealing herself like that. If mine were that size I would surely cover them up. I bet she’s a whore. Look at her flaunting those things around. They’re so disproportionate to her body and her arms are so flabby.
      How disgusting.

  14. Gypsy Prince says:

    Fisher went to the Endor set to shoot scenes with the Ewoks after. Did you ever watch Star Wars?

  15. Juan Openings says:

    Gordon,
    I’m sure the constant stream of ass-kissing and praise gets old…but I effing loved your Quick article! Thank goodness for your website, otherwise nobody would get to read such happy-hap!

    I’m off to am left hand & have good. Stay Haaaaaaard!!

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