Enjoyable picture Wednesday

I just don't know

Dirty couple copulates in the Deathstar: VIDEO NSFW

For reals?

Sounds like a Ticket term

Also called “pulling a G. Dunham”

Beautiful Plunger Tuesday

Dirty mouth girl gets help

The last sentence sends me into a deep and lasting spiral of hypnosis

Trucker keeps working the stick even after cops show up

Idiocracy knife?

Bad job: Khadafy’s interpreter

Guinea Pig Friday

So cute

The Celebrity skeleton pics: Scroll down

Great story from Austin

The ANGUS!

Racialist!

Silence of the Lambs as sitcom

Kick ass pad

So many sentences stand out

Guess who says “I love you?”

Bad restaurant name

Fresh Milk Thursday

Oh yeah, you better enjoy that milk...

Halloween treat: So very dark…

In honor of his latest alcohol poisoning, here is Hasselhoff Hypnosis

Wanna see a girl who is going to hell?

Sports Wednesday

Sending out a beam to destroy the loins of Archie Manning

Another naughty teacher

Women are becoming more beautiful

Vote for Ashleigh Banfield, friend of the Ticket

“as he sat nearby smoking a cigarette in women’s clothing…”

Aftermath Tuesday

I'm gonna let you finish but...

Lesbian student/teacher affair

Ticket gets Houston love

Bobby Carpenter wants to have drink with Hitler?

Steve Nash is a funny some bitch

We will take you money, but do we have to use the name?

Chick kills big-ass Gator

Too many picks to win

Jerry digs deep for courage

Footage of Jerry fouling his own face

Tony Romo mic video

From Bob’s sideroom?

What the hell damn!

Jesus was in the Civil War

Bad Camera Angle Friday

Learn how to use the equipment you have, girl

Keep F****ng that Chicken: Greatest thing said on television

Fun with words

This makes me laugh outloud

David Magee: The amazing magician/mentalist we had on the air this week

I hope they bleach the pews every week

Biggest overkill idiocracy guitar solo of all time

Powerful woman Thursday

Drew requested a pic with me because she loves guys with overly large photoshopped-looking heads, and Fake Jerry.

Strangest F Bomb on TV

Worst seat at the Cowboy Deathstar

Sir, that is the most callous response…

Kanye is at it again

“… a new show dedicated solely to dead bodies having sex” WTF?

This is where we are heading

Chinese Idiocracy

Bradley and his what?

A dog, a laser pointer, and greatness

For the love of God, Break the Chains!

Thanks to Jason Janik for the Drew photo.

Watch Channel 8 Tonight at 7pm

Tonight on Channel 8 at 7pm, I will be interviewing Drew Barrymore. Should I ask her about this lesbian kiss with Ellen Page?

Click for arousal

Lil’ Black dress Tuesday

Always looks good

I am so getting this

Be sure to click through all the pictures

Kick ass

Animals with Lightsabers

Pictures from my childhood

Go Team Monday

Go NFL!

Most disturbing story ever?

Kanye interrupts Obama

This is how I want to go

Damn Internet

Sunglasses Friday

They are big, and look like they can block out the sun

My interview with Tony Romo

Current radio ratings

Bud Light Ad: Childish but funny

Great idea

“Then he started throwing sea creatures…”

Going green will turn you black

Gonna be difficult to land that next wife

Ever wonder if my love child, Stosselrooney, is going with me?

Glenn Beck doesn’t like the web right now

Dallas Stars might have an opinion on this: NSFW

Ladies Day Thursday

Have a nice Degas

P1 ladies appear to love P0RN, especially girl on girl: Great ladies day segment today

Easily identified by his… tattoos?

Georgio dancing

Most tasteless sport column

Literature Wednesday

Short easy read

Alien Baby, or kick-ass lizard?

Nightmare fuel

Maybe he should have given college at least a tiny shot

I am insane now

Former Ticket enemy Darrell Ankarlo gains compassionate

Roundhouse Tuesday

John decided he just didn't care anymore

Stuff Hipsters Hate- “Because it’s cool to be a hater.” Ever known one of these anti-douche douchers? Black glasses, judgmental, and tries way too hard to have strong opinions about everything?

Charles Manson catches some sweet nachos at a Ranger game

The Leprechaun: Damn funny middle. The ending is disappointing I wish he would have said “too much work” and used the shovel at the end.

Friday bonus

Old Ticket Promo shot

Look who gave her AIDS: NSFW

Answered Prayers

WTF

Isn’t this how we all want to go?

Deathstar construction Friday

Jerry and Jerry Jr. see their plan is working

Hot Swedish bodybuilder

Another part of the Obama plan is falling in place

Why cyclists wear black shorts

The original Technoviking

Deathstar in Arlington Thursday

As if a million souls were suddenly silenced

Chupacabra?

McDonalds loves black people

And what color is that flag?

Comments are good

Hitler hates Jody Dean: Uneven, but some giggles. I know I said I wouldn’t post another one. I lied.

Lunch Box Wednesday

Dominating all 1980 lunch rooms

Metal lunch boxes were true greatness

This is messed up

Remember your first day of school?

The ultimate Goth

Pondering Life from Death