Fight night tonight
He can type 300 words per minute
Stormtroopers on their day off
Blacks just don’t sell operating systems as well in Poland
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Fight night tonight
He can type 300 words per minute
Stormtroopers on their day off
Blacks just don’t sell operating systems as well in Poland
Can we get one of these in Dallas?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a02_1250531965
Dooood, for the love of santa jesus, put warnings on these links…Some of us arent living off Obama.
Thanks!
I work with Esaw’s former coach’s wife. The reason he was kicked out was because when he was sparring in the ring with 11 and 12 year olds he would speak Spanish to the kids. One of the parents heard this and finally translated. It ends up that he was cussing and “talking smack” to 11 and 12 year olds! He really thought he was a bad a** and would tell everyone how the 11 year olds were scared of him. Some one needs to fight this dude tonight!!
My brain is now mashed potatoes.
http://www.break.com/index/bob-mcferrin-hacks-your-brain.html
i’d like to fight those girls real hard
I’d rather lick their wounds.
axe wounds?
I would rather like them clean after someone has finished in their axe wounds. t YYYUUUUMMMMMMMOOOOOOO.
Mike MR McDermott
Dearest omnipotent Gordon,
You know everything. Please explain these to me.
Painting #1- Is the artist saying that in the cool aftermath of his erupting stardom that Obama is being seduced and intoxicated by a fantasy?
Painting #2-Why are they flying over the Earth to de-activate a rocket? Why is his hand turning blue and turning a weird way? His foot is turning a weird way too! Why?! Why does the solar system in the background look like the eye in Lord of the Rings?
Painting #3-OK. *sigh* How can the Obamas sit on the unicorn side saddle while the unicorn is leaping over the city? He’s going to fall off, but Michelle looks stable. Why are they both wearing bow ties when they are so dressed down? Is Michelle going to pay off the unicorn with that carrot?
Painting #4-Why is Obama’s hand on the Joseph Stalin’s shoulder and Obama’s sword is Stalin’s side? Why is Stalin holding pills? House doesn’t seem to approve, but then again, House always has a scowl. Why is there a big hole in the roof of the capitol and the flag is tattered?
Painting #5-What’s the jacket on the unicorn all about…and Obama’s bracelet?
Painting #6- Please decode the pink supple nipples and pubic hair.
Painting #7- *pout* Why is he crossing an unidentified white woman from Canada to the US with a broken shackle on his ankle?
Painting #8-FINALLY! One that I get. No questions.
Paintings #9 & 10-I give up.
This artist has done her job. I guess I should turn on the evil brain melting box once in a while to find out what is happening in the world.
Thanks in advance for clarity you can give.
xoxo,
Boo
It’s good to see that Darth V. lets his guys have a day off once in a while to fish out of the terlit or just chill. I always thought they were all work and no play.
Hitler is tired of being on YouTube…
Unfortunate Name
Next time you get your hair cut look at the stylists license. He signs them all.
Gordo,
You are cool. We are both PK’s and after tonight I can see that you have that constant ‘they are all going to hell for this’ mentality that I have enjoyed for so many years. We are a different breed. We alone can see completely, and entirely, both sides and what their ‘ends mean’.
I noticed you checking out my bucket ‘o beer tonight. I do what I can to fit in, be normal, have fun, enjoy life, laugh at everything I possibly can (including you and the Musers), and love my wife.
I know Jesus is real, and God, and eternal life. It really really is real and I know it for a fact. But, as a PK, I must question the universe, facts, Internet, love, reality, dependency, truth, and the list goes on and on and on.
While the other kids were in youth group trying to make their parents happy and learn about goodness, PK’s like you and I were busy placing land mines in their paths, boycotting youth ministers lessons, stealing, lying, cheating, etc. etc. Because we knew it was wrong, and we were out to prove you didn’t die instantly from doing so.
You are good just by using your humor that positively affects/effects thousands daily. That is not burying your treasure, that is using it.
This post will probably not make your site, and I know I probably creeped your ass out tonight when I approached you, I just wanted you to know you are a good dude, and I love you.
Norm?!
I don’t know why, but the Storm Troopers with the Wiimote really cracks me up. More so than any of the other ones.
I love the one where they are fishing in the toilet. And actually catching something.