Douche Wednesday

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Brett Favre song

The list going around in email

Unfortunate name

Fighting back

Solving a mystery

Do we have to trick up everything?

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19 thoughts on “Douche Wednesday

  1. Chris Chris says:

    I am a contributing author to Collared Douch.

  2. Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

    I thought George’s hair looked a little different lately…

    http://bit.ly/UGjIA

  3. Hey Dumbass. You spelled Farve wrong.

  4. Jubbly says:

    Can someone please explain to me what in the world is this stuff?

    Buy from Amazon

  5. P1 Andy says:

    My Collard Douch subscription is running out. Maybe some fat chick out there could re-up it for me, if I throw her a little something. All my funds are tied up in munies and shit right now.

  6. SadPackFan says:

    Just stumbled on this — I’m the one who did the mourn4.com site and the song. Good to see it getting picked up in Texas! As you can imagine, the anti-favre sentiment is pretty massive up here in the Land of Cheese.

  7. dirty sanchez says:

    Don’t blame the Jews for the skull cap bling. Catholics have got the Rosary, Scapula, Wrist Rosary, Finger Rosary, jewels in the Montrance, Jewels in the Chalice, Jewels in the Confessional. But they don’t have the AV system that is at the Second Baptist Church of Garland.
    If Father Selmer would move his church at St. Anthony in Wylie to Collins Park his voice would be better bouncing off the waves of Lake Lavon.

  8. Me says:

    What are the chances that her fullname is Gay Swordfight Cox?

  9. eRacer X says:

    I use to send only those one-card advertisements back that usually came with the ‘No Postage Necessary’ envelopes from Matercard, Visa or whoever.
    Now I believe I’ll be sending them a nice little trophy with doo doo as the name plate.

  10. I think the Fake Tom Hicks needs to see about buying the Obama’s dog, fake Bo Obama, then change his first and middle name to “Gaye Dick”.

    Then he’d have a Gaye Dick Hicks…

    POW POW

  11. Shaq Daddy says:

    The deacon at my church is named Gay Cox as well…being a woman probably kept her living as long as she has.

  12. jack maris says:

    Congrats Gordon!! I crown you the king of DOUCHE BAGS!!

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