Got the shootin' vest on
This morning (Friday), we are broadcasting live at Elm Fork Shooting park for my big charity clay shoot, benefitting Big Brothers and Big Sisters. Come out and see us shoot against the evil Razor for charity.
Two very important shows I forgot to plug earlier in the week. The Old 97′s are performing at Bass Hall tonight. Rhett, Ken, and Philip are great friends of the Ticket. Murry? Not sure. So I encourage P1′s to check them out. I think Rhett is an incredible songwriter and you’ll dig their music.
And a BIG night tonight for the Ticket’s own Danny Balis. He performs at the Granada at 8pm sharp. Support our boy Danny as he has his CD release party for his new country album TOO MUCH LIVING.
Fun links and some you should avoid
Horrible rendition of God Bless America She discovers at least four notes previously unknown to man.
The problem of identity. This kind of stuff fascinates me
Just good, clean, vintage Letterman fun
Another uncomfortably named gas station
What the hell is going on here?
OK. A million disclaimers on how dreadfully serious it is when someone is attacked, but check out the professional police sketch of the suspect. Click here.
Two girls, one cyst. DO NOT CLICK THIS and if you do DON’T WATCH THE WHOLE THING.
Ok. I watched the 2 girls 1 cyst. ALL of it. I would rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup every day during breakfast for a year, than to have to ever watch that again.
2 girls 1 anything has made me under-appreciate girls. Now I just want them to squeeze my male juice and leave so I can sleep.
signed,
time to barf
I am thinking Ja is going to pull a Dick Cheney and shoot Gordon in the face. Unlike Cheney, Jub Jub will end up in prison. And I am thinking Georgio will be the alpha male in the prison until he gets shanked by a chocolate inmate over a pack of Marbie Reds. And he will be buried at Fouts Field next to the dirty bones of Mean Joe Green and Mickey Mantle’s original liver. And Gordo will reside in hell with Gandhi, Princess Diana, and the dirty maggot-infested Vaginal Slice Born Born. No funeral my friend. I’m sorry, that’s it.
Gee Gordo, I hope you and your buddies don’t get struck by one of God’s lightning bolts while you are outside running around and holding your rods ( shotgun barrels ) up in the air.
I didn’t think her singing was that bad. Wasn’t that great, either, and she did get the words wrong, but still. I have heard much worse.
Dear Gordon,
I know it’s been a long time since I posted last and I’m sorry for that. But, Two Girls One Cyst has caused me to become erect with interest (in more ways than one!!). The volcanic explosion of solidified puss and blood was an orgasmic sight to behold. Thank you, thank you for posting that. It meant a lot.
Creed “Creedles” Bearden
Wasn’t one of Junior’s lists similar to that Top Ten?
two girls one cyst – I don’t know why but after I saw this video I was sweating and was sick to my stomach. Maybe it was the reaction of the two girls. How do you let a cyst get that big and why do you get drunk and let a girlfriend pop it?
Thinking of you.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1207963/Police-evict-MI5-whistleblower-Shayler-farmhouse.html
I hate to be a bitch (but). You are a reasonable man so will you tell your PUB dept that it pisses me off when they TEASE many times a day with BREAKING SPORTS NEWS.
Just define the word breaking to them and explain how it is used honestly.
Eric
……. otherwise, all you guys kick ass accept maybe
high pitched Dan always stepping all over Bobs thoughts.
maybe you should learn the the definition of except and accept? just a thought- idiot.
although my SAT and GMAT scores would vastly say otherwise, I make that same type of error every once in a while.
F*kk off you prick.
I don’t get the police sketch?
http://failblog.org/2009/08/22/facebooking-win/
Turns out her Facebook account was hacked…
http://bit.ly/XWD99
I am I the only one that felt (and gave into) the urge to pleasure myself while watching two girls one cyst.
Mike MR McDermott
I would put a straw up to that thing and drain it while eatin’ cottage cheese and cherry juice. mmmm mmmm good.