Bracelet Thursday

This bracelet is a nice addition to a beautiful chest

This bracelet is a nice addition to a beautiful chest

Oww my balls

When Michael found Love

Published in:  on July 2, 2009 at 4:43 am Comments (53)

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  1. On July 2, 2009 at 4:57 am ronda Said:

    the bracelet is the only nice thing about that picture.

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  2. On July 2, 2009 at 5:47 am Bhud Said:

    The eye bleach! It does nothing! It’s in my brain!

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  3. On July 2, 2009 at 6:03 am Hotdog Neck Said:

    Gordo. I had one.

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  4. On July 2, 2009 at 6:33 am briss briss Said:

    What on earth is the matter with you?

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  6. On July 2, 2009 at 6:57 am Juan Openings Said:

    Owww my eyeballs!

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  7. On July 2, 2009 at 7:01 am ThumbPlumb Said:

    Nice veinage.

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  8. On July 2, 2009 at 7:01 am Whitey Said:

    Hey Gordo, that apparatus she is holding, is that 1/2 scale model of her “tunnel of love”?

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  9. On July 2, 2009 at 7:18 am Doanwanna Poopoo Said:

    I think she’d be a great +1 for the old hardline

    http://www.theunticket.com/the-hardline-old-school/

    maybe with rhyner motorboating through the algae

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  10. On July 2, 2009 at 7:28 am OKCP1 Said:

    Now this pic is more like it gordo

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  11. On July 2, 2009 at 7:45 am mooseknuckle Said:

    I just lost my breakfast…

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  12. On July 2, 2009 at 7:57 am Ja Said:

    Is this in celebration of the Brown Round?

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  13. On July 2, 2009 at 8:18 am Cornelius Maximillian Said:

    Damn you Gordon!

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  14. On July 2, 2009 at 8:34 am electro-acolyte Said:

    Damn Gordo, what’s up with the one-two suckerpunching with the pain/disgust link combo?

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  15. On July 2, 2009 at 8:55 am Dirtiest of all Dirty P1s Said:

    Sorry, Gordon, but as a public service to my fellow gk.com devotees, I feel I must enlist Maria Sharapova’s help in making an ever so slight improvement to Bracelet Thursday. It may be necessary to stare at this image for several hours in order to erase the other one from one’s brain head.

    http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/j/P/82487311.jpg

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  16. On July 2, 2009 at 8:57 am Anne Elk, Miss Said:

    So after 90 days of Denise Milani pics, you finally get to the punchline?!?!

    There goes my appetite for lunch.

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  17. On July 2, 2009 at 9:04 am birddog Said:

    Gordo, I like to stop by your site once in while to check out some cool products to get my mind right for the day. I have really enjoyed some of the products like the black chair, the mountain bike, the guardrail, and especially the quality outdoor paint. However the quality and design of that bracelet is sub-par. I will not return to your site until you start featuring better designed products that don’t make me want to vomit.

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  18. On July 2, 2009 at 9:10 am Red Snapper Kamikaze Said:

    There’s no doubt what the greatest loss for music in 2009 was. Rest in peace, Lux Interior.

    http://www.thecramps.com/

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  19. On July 2, 2009 at 9:11 am No No No Said:

    COMMENT BOYCOTT !!!

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    • On July 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm Baylordavi Said:

      I refuse to reply to this..

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  20. On July 2, 2009 at 9:32 am Juniors stinky bicycle seat Said:

    July is “Cankle Awareness Month”

    Let’s celebrate!

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  21. On July 2, 2009 at 9:40 am Crazybob Said:

    Is she smuggling pancakes?

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  22. On July 2, 2009 at 10:00 am eRacer X Said:

    My house on Bracelet Thursday…

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  23. On July 2, 2009 at 10:58 am put your butt in me Said:

    I hate you.

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  24. On July 2, 2009 at 11:01 am Bezdit Said:

    Why did you do it, Gordon?! Does she have a bruise between those grossly neglected yammies? The background (chips in a convenient store) foretells her intent. Let’s get back to the hotties!

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  25. On July 2, 2009 at 11:43 am Zack Said:

    I now hate you Gordon Keith.

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  26. On July 2, 2009 at 11:46 am Walter Sobchack Said:

    not funny gordo….

    this is like leaving sour milk in fridge for your roommate to drink.

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  27. On July 2, 2009 at 11:48 am JMay Said:

    Really dude, did you run out of good ones or what???

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  28. On July 2, 2009 at 12:05 pm Ow My eyes Said:

    Ow my eyes

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  29. On July 2, 2009 at 12:59 pm jd Said:

    You posted a picture of Dombeck already

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  30. On July 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm P1 Brandon Said:

    i’m gay for people of my own opposite sex

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  31. On July 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm Anne Elk, Miss Said:

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2297/2040051761_78910ba912.jpg

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  32. On July 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm Jonny La Rue Said:

    It’s like on SCTV when Guy Caballero changed out the garbage bag to be filled with weights instead of foam and the garbage men got so used to picking up the foam filled bags that when Guy had them switched to weights they picked up the bags filled with weights and got really bad hernias. My eyes just got herniated by the weight filled picture of the rigormortis skinned cow.
    the nice pieces before this grotesque picture were foam filled or should i say filled with something white

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  33. On July 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm middletree Said:

    The comments are verification that this picture was genius, Gordo!

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  34. On July 2, 2009 at 10:25 pm amatuer lover Said:

    Are those what you call sweater hams or are they wild sweater boars?

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    • On July 3, 2009 at 10:00 pm Mnemonic Armadillo Said:

      they are wild sweater flap jacks – boars would have been much more filling -

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  35. On July 3, 2009 at 2:33 am Human, Internets Said:

    Mngh. Floppers. And somewhat piglet features… I am… aw screw it. I was going to insert a lewd comment about the excitedness of my pantal region, but just can’t bring myself to that level. I was more attracted to a Samoan tranny I saw in San Antonio who was built like a linebacker. Not that I would’ve, but dammit I’ve gotta salute her for her courage!

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    • On July 3, 2009 at 10:03 pm Mnemonic Armadillo Said:

      That’s the problem – there is no courage here – she is who she is – not much of anything, really. We can all thank our cards in this life – we don’t have to settle for her.
      But there is someone, folks, who does have to settle for her – yes, count yourself lucky -

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      • On July 3, 2009 at 10:04 pm Mnemonic Armadillo Said:

        I don’t know – perhaps she is a good lay – perhaps someone is happy that he settled for her -

  36. On July 3, 2009 at 3:55 am manny mann Said:

    How weird would it be to have not listened to the station in 2 years and tune in to hear Rhyner as a Muser and the Hardline is Jr. and Corby?

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  37. On July 3, 2009 at 3:58 am manny mann Said:

    And for the love of god someone please shut chris house up! Geez louize!

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  38. On July 3, 2009 at 6:32 am Dixiw Said:

    I actually want to comment on the Quick article. Hilarious. I thought it was about the best thing you’ve written in a long time. I’ll forever think of Michael Jackson as E.T.’s bride!

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  39. On July 3, 2009 at 7:09 am Boo Boo Riviera Said:

    You guys are hurting my feelings. Gordon thinks I’m pretty and that’s all that matters.

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    • On July 3, 2009 at 10:09 pm Mnemonic Armadillo Said:

      Don’t get your feelings hurt – these guys don’t know what they are talking about -

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    • On July 4, 2009 at 10:11 pm middletree Said:

      Boo Boo, Gordo is not alone….

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  40. On July 3, 2009 at 10:20 am Concerned Parent Said:

    Gordon, I will never view this site or listen to the Ticket again if you post a picture like that again.

    That should be illegal.

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    • On July 4, 2009 at 11:07 pm Orange Juice Raper Said:

      Good! Go away!

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  41. On July 3, 2009 at 12:07 pm BloodyStump Said:

    Dear God no! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31720537/ns/world_news-americas/

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  42. On July 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm E.T. Said:

    I miss you Michael.

    http://www.vivienlos80s.com/wp-content/et-y-michael.jpg

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    • On July 4, 2009 at 12:45 am Human, Internets Said:

      I am now completely and fully insane.

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  43. On July 5, 2009 at 8:57 am Boo Boo Riviera Said:

    When Gordon twirls his finger in my chest hair and looks up at me teary eyed and thankful, it makes my stomach growl.

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  44. On July 7, 2009 at 10:32 pm Chris Said:

    There’s black mold on that motorboat…

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