Michael Dances

Published in:  on June 26, 2009 at 5:28 am Comments (33)

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  1. he had to be the most talented pedophile on the planet.

  2. Is his nose waiting for him in heaven?

    Michael the entertainer will be missed, the weirdo he turned into, not so much…

  3. Your kids are safe, RIP Mike.

  4. Scattershooting while wondering if all of MJ’s accomplishments will overshadow the fact that he was a pedafile…

    • Pedafile? Try pedaphile.

      • You’re right…pedaphile…it’s still wrong any way you spell it.

      • still wrong, pedophile

      • actually pedophile, but YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW anyway.

  5. I heard Michael officially died at 3:15pm… Isn’t that when the BIG hand touches the little hand???

    • poor michael. I feel guilty I never prayed for him.

  6. Excuse me for interjecting a sports note, but the Mavs made a big mistake drafting some dude from France. I mean everytime he sees Dirk he will throw up his hands and surrender.

    • Now that’s funny…..

  7. I heard his nose fell into his mouth and he choked to death on it..
    uh….






    the ticket.

  8. So…

    I’m not fully briefed on all the court documents, as I’m sure everyone that’s calling MJ a pedophile ARE. but shouldn’t a person who’s been acquitted of those charges have a day to rest in piece. Or… does just the mere fact that he was charged with something mean that we get to call him that for all time. I don’t know if he was guilty or innocent of those charges. Im sure no one else on here knows either. But hey, isn’t it fun to pile on anyway. YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW.

    The dude was an amazing talent and probably a lost child himself. I’m not that big of a fan, but it’s kinda sad the way his life went. I hope people don’t judge the dude based on how eccentric, weird, and alien-like his appearance became in the end.

    my two cents.

  9. Just heard the 911 tape on TMZ. He’s not much of a doctor if he’s doing CPR on a bed. Even someone who knows basic first-aid should know to move someone to a hard surface to do CPR. Dummy.

  10. Eight year-olds, Dude.

  11. Michael Jackson will not be cremated as originally speculated. Instead, since he is made of so much plastic, he will be melted down and in a strange twist of fate, made into a set of LEGOs. This way, kids will be able to play with him for a change.

    *BUZZER SOUND*

    Rock me. No funereal.

    *INSERT GUN SHOT SFX*

  12. All the children hes touched in his remarkable career. Now his family can greedily divy up what they can before the bill collectors come for it all. The only way to go…

  13. http://www.101funjokes.com/michael_jackson_jokes.htm

  14. Watching everyone reliving the “magic” of Michael is complete bullsh|t. He was a child molester that was probably killed by his addiction to OxyContin and Demerol. Why is everyone saying how great he was and just sweeping his “scandalous” behavior under the rug like it was a phase he was going through? His money got him out of his legal woes. It didn’t make him innocent.

    I heard some schlock just say “he’s in a better place”. Yeah.

    NOT F*CKING HERE.

    • That has got to be the best opinion on MJ yet!! Thanks for making me spit Dr. Pepper through my nose Rod!!!

  15. I think he was already gone in that pic from the 911 call. I wonder if it is too late for me to come forward with allegations?

  16. “Ever seen a guy with fake head?” – I always thought that was funny because it’s impossible – you can’t have a fake head, can you?
    It didn’t occur to me till today, but didn’t MJ have a fake head – if it can apply to anyone, doesn’t it apply to MJ?

  17. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson – what a weird trifecta –
    Hopefully, MJ will go in as the “Billie Jean” MJ – for Farrah’s sake – if anyone can get MJ interested in girls, she can -

  18. I know Jacko’s death is big news (to put it lightly), but given that you post hot women on your website daily, I think a tribute to one of the biggest sex symbols in modern US history would have been the more appropriate course given the two notable deaths yesterday.

    Then again, he did end up looking like a hot woman in the mid 90’s right?

  19. Sullivan put it really well here:
    http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/06/thinking-about-michael.html

  20. So what is the greatest song ever song – outside of the Ramones? It is the Talking Heads – Naive Melody – if you were alive then – if you went in and out of a life – you always came back to Naive Melody –
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HldHtBxNK6k&feature=related
    - it doesn’t matter what your problems are – this song sings them – if you can’t see them – if you can’t see the problems that it posits – well, then you can’t live -

  21. i love # 10; STAY HARD!!!!!

    http://www.thelaughtrack.com/2009/06/10-funniest-comedian-tweets-about.html

  22. i’m sorry for two post back to back but this had to be shared here……and stuff…sorta NSFW

    http://moondogsports.com/2009/06/25/denise-milani-corset-g-string/

  23. I wonder what it’s like to moonwalk in HELL!

  24. *BREAKING NEWS SOUNDER*

    According to sources, Jacko didn’t die as a result of pills & demerol OD. The official cause of death is still cardiac failure, but this reportedly happened after MJ heard there was a sale @ Target and little boys pants were ‘half-off’. Humans who know say this caused Jacko’s chest to explode like that movie ‘Aliens’.

    POW-POW!!

  25. Michael you was my total inspiration as a child and growing up i always listened to his music. The world has lost the greatest entertainer to ever live. RIP Michael you will be missed, but now you can sing with all the angels in heaven, and show em the moonwalk :)


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