Junior’s ghost explained

Yesterday, Junior told the fascinating tale of the ghost that visited his wedding four years ago. In way of background, Junior was married in a old hotel in Santa Fe that is known for having a famous ghost, Julia Staub. Julia was a rich woman who lived in that building in the 1800′s, which at the time was a private residence. One of Julia’s childs dies very young, leaving Julia heartbroken and homebound until her early death. Now she haunts the building.
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Junior gets his wedding album and discovers that Julia appears in one of his wedding photos. She is looking through the window at a creepy-grinned Spank Miller. The ground outside that window is about 8 feet below the sill, which mean she would have to be hovering or Manute Bol. Many people say that the picture is photoshopped. It is not. There is a tall adobe wall outside that window, which is why that pane appears to have a different backdrop that the others.

Well, the mystery has been solved.

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I emailed the photographer for an explanation and copies of the original image. What I learned was blockbuster. First of all, let’s look at a better copy of the picture, one that is not me holding an iphone up to Junior’s wedding album. Remember, all of these images are clickable for enlargement.

Do you notice something odd about the angles? The wooden wall under the sill seems to be too close to the camera. Also, there ‘s a small amount of the woman’s left sleeve that overlaps the window trim. What’s with the big shadow under the sill? Why does Junior’s hand look like it is part of a novelty rubber arm?

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Here is the image in color, which makes her look much less ghosty. However, notice Junior still looks like a kid with a forced grin at his first communion watching his grandmother fiddle with her new camera. But the thing that really blew the lid off this was the testimony of the photographer, who had something shocking to say:

“I remember that woman. In fact, she told me the story of Julia and the tragedy. She was older and somewhat creepy, but kind. At one point, I turned away and snapped a picture and when I turned back, she was gone! I looked for her, and finally found her, restocking the white wine.” -Photographer 2009

So P1′s you be the judge. Is it Julia Staub, noted ghost in mourning returning from hell to avenge the death of her child? Or a bartender being beaten down by another spare wedding and cursing the divorce that forced her back into the workforce at the age of 63?

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103 thoughts on “Junior’s ghost explained

  1. KY says:

    Craig’s gay lover who is jealous of his pending marriage?

  2. matt says:

    the 2nd and 3rd pic are different pics. junior is looking at us in the 3rd.

    • Levi says:

      regarless of whether or not it’s a different pic, it still explains the person in the first pic…unless you really are proposing that there is a ghost that looks exactly like the bar tender and was standing in the same place and the bartender was elsewhere for the first pic…

      • The Dunder says:

        thats what im claiming…. i think the bartender is infact the reincarnated julia childs….lol

  3. bm says:

    This makes me horny.

  4. michael scott says:

    How Frigging funny is that… Good Job GK

  5. Why is Junior looking a different direction in the last picture?

  6. Mark says:

    The “ghost photo” is finally explained.

    Disappointing, but, it makes sense.

  7. Human, Internets says:

    …She still looks like my Aunt Mary. And the lady can drink the most haggard of sailors under the table.
    And Junior looks very Hispanic in these photos for no reason that I can determine.

  8. JD says:

    Ok that explains everything,The full picture explaines
    the wierd window pane is the what looks like some sort of AC equipment.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Drinking early on a Friday night, eh? This post ranks up there with the “What are left hand” questions in confusedness.

  9. William says:

    just FYI, i understand the logical explanation for this but the original is not the same picture. Check Jrs eyes

  10. Mike Pond says:

    This story kept me riveted from start to finish. Thanks to you and Junior for this enchanting tale.

  11. newp1vsbb says:

    I still Believe…..

  12. David says:

    Come on Junior- how could you fail to mention that there was a bar in front of the window when you were running down the layout yesterday? You were quick to point out that the window was too high for anyone to be standing behind, but it never occured to you that someone could have been standing behind the bar? Furthermore, how is it that you could ofrget an old lady bartender??!! Its not like you see those everyday.

    • jquincy says:

      in junior’s defense, alot of times hotels have mobile bars that they can place and replace for specific events. maybe it wasn’t there when he went back to look again.

      • David says:

        True, and after you say that I see the wheels on the bar. I still would have remembered a seventy year old lady that looks like my grandma serving me booze.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Junior investigated the window at a later date – that’s why he knew the window was so high up. Could he have forgot a whole bar and an old lady standing behind it on his wedding night. Hell yes, I don’t even remember where I was for my reception, much less who was there. I couldn’t find the place, even with a map.

  13. Jimbo says:

    Even after these update photos and new evidence, I think we still all agree that, one day that woman will be a ghost…and a pretty creepy one at that.

  14. Fake Sturm says:

    So Junior obviously knew it was not a ghost if he saw the very next picture with her tending bar? Right??

  15. Patrick says:

    Shes hot

  16. newp1vsbb says:

    Still to be explained- How everyone was able to stand and walk on this badly slanted floor.

  17. jquincy says:

    this is definitely not a ghost, but i firmly disagree with what you said on the radio, that there’s ALWAYS a “logical” explaination for everything. i’ve had a few things happen to me that, i’m pretty sure, cannot be explained away. sometimes it amazes me what lengths people will go through to explain some things. sometimes their “explanations” end up being more far-fetched than the original notion of something just being supernatural. i always counter someone who clearly goes WELL out of the way to explain something with the same question which never seems to get a satisfactory answer for some reason, which is, “well if it’s that easy to explain, why doesn’t it happen all the time?” the skeptic then immediately launches into incoherent stammering alot of “uh” and “well” and “hmm”, only to arrive at “well i’m not a scientist!” proving time and time again how often skepicism can be as much an act of faith as anything else. let me know if you want me to share some of the things that have happened to me.

    • ThumbPlumb says:

      I got tired head reading that.

    • Red McWilliams says:

      After this episode do you not see how inconsistent memories can be? That’s why we require evidence before granting assent to a notion. Without a doubt your ‘ghost stories’ have been conflated since the original incident which itself certainly wasn’t remembered correctly.

      Anecdotes are not evidence no matter how many you have.

      • Brian says:

        “Anecdotes are not evidence no matter how many you have.”
        You’re right, but somehow our prisons are full of people convicted based on anecdotal ‘evidence’.

    • Scoops says:

      It is easy to say it is a ghost that turned out the lights at your house when in fact it was a sleeping TXU security guard’s ciggaret ash that caught a paper cup on fire which in turn awoke the guard who quickly knocked the cup off the table to put out the fire. This in turn sent water flying across the room which splashed on the power board shorting out power to your neighborhood for a few seconds until TXU’s computers rerouted power to your house and the lights came back on. But that would be too logical. Your right it must have been a ghost, which I assume you have seen multiple times throughout your life. When is your next appointment to the palm reader?

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      That sounds like the complaint I here about people who insist on a supernatural explanation of events. They go to such great lengths to come up with a “supernatural” explanation. They bend over backwards to make an event have a supernatural origin.
      Forgive me for asking, but are you trying to reverse the whip? You say that skepticism is an act of faith – are you just accusing skeptics of the same thing you have been accused of so many times. Are you jumping thru hoops to attribute to turn their arguments against them. It’s just an act of faith, skepticism is – it’s just like my act of faith, my act of faith in the supernatural, so you can’t criticize me anymore about my act of faith.
      Are you just trying to stop the argument, rather than accept that your argument is flawed.
      In this incident, look at how many levels we had to go thru to get to an explanation. In your things that have happened, how many levels would we have to go thru to get to an explanation? they may be there, but we don’t have access to any photographer that may have been able to record them. Without that photographer, perhaps there is no way to see the explanation. There is an explanation there, but no one was there to record it.
      You make a point of proving time and a again that skeptics act on faith, that’s all there is to their arguments – in essence, you say, I don’t have to think about their arguments, because they do the same thing that I do. You try to stop the argument, rather than counter it. That is reversing the whip.
      I rail on about reversing the whip, because that is what I think has gotten us in trouble in this country over the past 10 years. We aren’t thinking, we aren’t really trying to deal with our problems, we are all just trying to reverse the whip. That is the cheap way out – that is the way to win an argument in the short term – but that argument has nothing to do with our real problems.
      Look at the conservative over the past 15 years – all they try to do is reverse the whip – it’s a cheap way to win an argument.
      OK – I’ll let you know – let’s here all the things that have happened to you – let’s see if we can come up with an explanation.

      • jquincy says:

        wow. i didn’t mean to offend you.

        assuming in this situation that my word will just have to suffice for now (because dispite the fact that i have recorded a few events on film, but have no way of scanning them and posting them here), i will throw a few at you for your “explanations”. but first, you need to understand that while i do believe in ghosts, i’m not some simpleton who begs the gods for mercy as soon as i hear thunder clap. i am not AT ALL easily convinced of the supernatural. also, it seems to me that i may have touched on a nerve with you because you’re that guy who will jump through his own ass, pulling wild “scientific” theories out to explain why my sister and i BOTH saw a somewhat dem, sort of whispy image of a man, kinda floating (his legs faded out before they reached what would have been his feet) towards us in the hallway of our childhood home, on two seperate occasions (one time each individually, once together. we weren’t drunk or on anything, i was 14, she was 12, my mother saw it too on a different occasion, in a different part of the house long before our encounters, but she never said anything for fear that she might cause us to be afraid to venture out of our rooms at night, we had not mentioned our previous experiences to each other either so, explain away, dr. science!). go on and explain how that was just swamp gas trapped under our house (that had concrete floors), even though this was north richland hills, and therefore not within 200 mi. of a swamp. explain how the gas formed into the shape of a human, even being so careful and considerate as to leave darkened holes where it’s eyes should’ve been. explain how in this confined space, we managed to not smell such a high concentration of gas. and finally, like i said in my original post, explain why it didn’t happen more frequently if it was just so easy to exlain away in the first place. while you’re at it, explain why, in that same hallway, when i was 15 i saw the light flashing on and off in the middle of the day. before you go explaining the theory of basic home wiring though, i’ll have you know that i too, at first didn’t think it was anything more than a short or a loose bulb, until i noticed the light-switch actually flipping itself up and down without anyone within 5 ft. of it. and if that can be attributed to some wacky, VERY STRONG electrical pulse moving through that light-switch and causing it to raise and lower on it’s own, then, again, i ask you, why don’t i see that more often? since you’re on this explaining hot streak, here’s another one for you: explain to me how a candelabra holding five candles, when accidentally left lit on the dining room table while NO ONE was in the room, could be out when someone returns about 30 minutes later. Oh and that’s not even the part that i find mysterious! sure some strong, indoor, never-before-seen-or-felt gust of wind could’ve blown them out, but, pray-tell, how did that same gust of wind get JUST ONE of those candles to melt it’s wax at a 90 degree angle out to the side for a length of about 4 1/2 inches, instead of down the side, like the other 4, AND EVERY OTHER CANDLE ON EARTH? you got answers? let’s hear ‘em! if you knock these out, then i’ve got more puzzles for you to solve!

        is swamp gas also who killed Jesus? or was Jesus just swamp gas to begin with? God i hope i hear back from you.

    • DarthJerome says:

      Interesting point! tell it again and really expand this time.

  18. KY says:

    Next great Ticket show…Intern James, Joe Leche and Barb. Can’t wait for those ratings!

  19. Jake says:

    He posted the 3rd pic so you people could see that it was a bartender! Wake up white people!

  20. Dirtiest Of All Dirty P1s says:

    “Julia’s childs”? So she was not only a bartender but a TV chef?

  21. Brad says:

    Where are all the people saying anyone who didn’t think the pic was photoshopped was an idiot?

  22. Norm H says:

    Gordo, you make a damned joke out of everything. Clearly this third picture is photo shopped. I’ve stayed at this hotel and came to know this woman VERY closely. It was amazing…O Jeeze…We met at The Downs of Santa Fe in front of an amazing but unknown at the time, young thoroughbred named Seattle Slew. It was as if she new which horses I was going to bet on the exacta that day…Ummm…Unfortunately she passed away over 20 years ago. You may not know this, but she has inspired several poems that I’ve written over the years……That’s a tough one pal…

  23. pistchiwawa says:

    first off,he looks more creepy than the old bag tending bar.amd how could you fail to mention the other photo with the WHOLE picture.you guys running out of material or what.and by the way did you let the bar maid know that fat joe left atlantic?

  24. Tim Kreitz says:

    Bartender of the undead.

  25. pistchiwawa says:

    maybe the old bag is his wife to be working off the room tab? i dont know just saying.

  26. pistchiwawa says:

    i bet she can make a mean martini

  27. Julius says:

    The most disturbing things in all of the photos are Junior’s creepy grin (looks like Stimpy of Ren & Stimpy), and his rubber hand. Is that a prosthetic?

  28. willy says:

    The actual picture from the album is the worst cropping I’ve ever seen.

    And I’m proud to call myself a skeptic. There is a rational explanation for everything, although it might not be readily at hand, especially to a layperson. But there is no ‘supernatural’. Haley’s Comet is easy to explain, but certainly doesn’t happen all the time. Coherent enough?

    • Gordon Keith says:

      I cropped the photo to post publicly here. In Craig’s album there are other family members in the photo.

      • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

        Which brings up the question – don’t we all want to see Juniour’s wife. I’d like to see her, just to see what kind of a catch he made. I intensely want to see her.
        But then, again, I really don’t want to see her. I wouldn’t tell everyone that that is Junior’s wife, but I would off hand tell a friend, who would tell a friend, and then it’s all over the internet.
        Junior’s wife would have to deal with all that. No, I like Junior, I don’t want him and his wife to deal with that.
        As much as I want to see her, I really don’t want to -

  29. Paul says:

    “Buried deep in a secret hard drive”
    And that is a euphemism for what?

  30. Fake Sturm says:

    Post the picture of the woman with the baby with no baby legs…

  31. Jake says:

    it IS a mobile bar because you can see the wheels at the bottom!

  32. Arthur Hutchinson says:

    Gordo- you are driving me progressively insane. the sweet release of death is my only salvation. may god have mercy on your soul

  33. Some Guy says:

    Shopped. I can tell by the pixels.

  34. Pete says:

    WOW! I cannot believe it! Not only was a ghost watching Junior’s wedding, that ghost was ALSO tending bar!

    Amazing…

  35. Broseph says:

    What makes you think the after-life is recession proof? Maybe Julia Staub is short on money to fund her hashish habit, and is know tending bar for weddings and class reunions.

  36. Crazybob says:

    Maybe the photographer’s head is slanted, not the floor.

  37. skipjack says:

    so this ghost walks into a bar…

  38. Brian says:

    This is all a liberal conspiracy to get us to look the other way while they get their socialist agenda passed in congress

  39. Brian H says:

    I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Gordo for his courage in exposing the lies perpetuated by Junior Miller. You, sir, are our greatest American hero. God bless you.

  40. ThumbPlumb says:

    We still don’t have proof that Junior’s married and not gay. I see him holding hands with someone, but…

    • JJ says:

      Well, he does look very uncomfortable in those pictures. I guess Craig gave up hope Texas would allow gay marriages.

  41. DallasSpursFan says:

    This whole story was a waste of my valuable time. I think Junior’s wedding is a publicity ploy, similar to Rock Hudson’s.

  42. Ghosteater says:

    Me thinks Gordo did some deep, penetrating investigation with the Photographer who obviously enlightened him in a ghostly sense.

  43. J says:

    come on were having fun here no…ps i h8 fun…pss i h8 everything

  44. Blah says:

    Hey Gordo, I want to see the picture of the little girl on the cliff side. Yall kept saying how crazy it was, let’s see it.

  45. KB says:

    I liked the tease using twitter and your website. Motivation to get up earlier.

  46. TDFlapjacks says:

    Ghost, schmost. I just want to know when Wax Junior will be officially placed in Madame Tussauds and when will Wax Georgio be commissioned.

  47. ignoreLander says:

    I think it should have been obvious when her name tag is clearly visible on her vest.

  48. Cephus says:

    Dammit Gordo! Get back to pianos and doors and refrigerators.I’m married and you are the only porn source I can get. It has been a week already. I’m finished with the white door.Do your job dammit!

  49. Jim says:

    I’m guessing they need permission from the person that sent the little girl ghost image to Craig before they publish the link or photo.

  50. JJ says:

    So, about those pics of girls with tig ol bitties…

  51. Queef Latina says:

    My comment on this story is pending a google search on “Manute Bol”.

  52. norm's monkey says:

    do ghosts normally wear nametags?

  53. Rufus McVF says:

    GK – I would comment, but as you and Mark Davis have previously explained, we commenters are retards who need parental supervision. So I will keep my bartender lady theory to myself.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Indeed – we proles are all retards. Our thoughts matter not a whit.
      I must have mommy and daddy tell me what I can say and not say.
      That’s not so bad – but what I resent is that mommy and daddy want to say what I can hear and not hear. I’m a big boy – I can deal with what I hear.
      I may need guidance with what I say – but I don’t need guidance with what I hear -

    • walt says:

      please don’t start another idiocracy discussion. Good grief.

      • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

        I know – I just can’t help it – maybe that is idiocracy all around – we just can’t help it -

  54. PoolBoy says:

    Today’s Wowee — Julia Staub or the bartendress?

    Does this mean future generations will be haunted by the ghost of the man known simply as “Spank” who built an elaborate staircase while mumbling Rangers box scores?

    Stay Hard, Julia!

  55. B-Hud says:

    The 5 sluttiest wedding dresses

    #1 isn’t nearly as awesome as the other 4.

    http://inventorspot.com/articles/top_5_sluttiest_wedding_dresses_spotted_2009_26611

  56. Mike says:

    I’ve got a hunch Gordon’s blog crowd would like this site: http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson1.html

  57. With My PICK AXE! says:

    The Crescent Hotel in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. Go there Gordon and we will find happiness together.

  58. Nybodabo says:

    The only thing ghostly is Junior’s ashen, skeletal right hand.

  59. Jon says:

    awkward morning intern is awkward. Dude sounds like a 14 year old.

  60. parcell's left droopy nipple says:

    Hey Gordo,

    Fly that old-lady in for SUMMERBASH.

    Surely she could benefit from that bartending gig…right?

    I can get my picture taken with her and waste a couple of days explaining to my colleagues at work that she is the ghost of SNEAKY PETE’S.

  61. ronda says:

    how did they know person in question was a female?

  62. darley says:

    Where is the pic you talked about on Friday? The one with the little girl peeking around the corner?

  63. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    The old lady –
    My theory is it’s casting a shadow from the other limb.
    - or –
    Could be a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff and they told’m to get up in a tree and play a leprechaun.

  64. Ryan says:

    Coincidentally, I was just came back from Santa Fe from a wedding at La Posada. La Posada is the resort where Julia haunts guests and obviously where Junior was married. Since the wedding I attended was last weekend, and I wasn’t totally hammered, I have a vivid memory of the staff. Sure enough, the woman in the window is wearing La Posada staff uniform. Blue shirt with a black vest and a little gold nametag.

    And I believe Junior is on the ground floor of the building where wedding receptions are held. The name of the room escapes me. But the banister at the top right of his picture is a good tip off. So I don’t think Junior’s claim of being 8 feet off the ground is accurate.

  65. craftsmandave says:

    Just looking at the old bag behind the bar requires heavy drinking in the first place, YUK!. But, I could do her after a few cases of Corona. THE END.

  66. CLIFF ALLEN says:

    Ya Sick,Nasty,Bast#@d!!

  67. threefour66 says:

    The woman is standing in front of the window INSIDE the room, more junior-high school , gay drama.

  68. ADam says:

    Yeah, this definitely wasn’t photoshopped. It was done on much cheaper knockoff software.

    The old lady looks like the guy from the Quaker Oats box without the hat and the sex appeal.

  69. Dell says:

    POW POW

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