Muted foliage Thursday

Wish I could see more

Wish I could see more

Mamma says I can have a baby on my back

My face muff

Tweeting too hard

Biology class with Snake as the Jumprope

Genius

Denying your freedom:The Stateman jumps on board

35 thoughts on “Muted foliage Thursday

  1. Dirtiest Of All Dirty P1s says:

    It’s too bad the Eeyore costume wasn’t a Piglet costume. You know, to match a certain drop…

  2. ronda says:

    So you are saying she is the Venus Dormida by Giorgione?

  3. ronda says:

    except for the fact that she is awake…

  4. sweet greggo says:

    Is this what you wanted us to find on that site, Gordo?

    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/christmascards-1.jpg

  5. Jake says:

    Those fake receipts are a great idea! I heard you guys talking this morning about the guy who had the experiment with chicks in bars. Trying to pick them up looking like his real self. Then writing his number down on fake atm receipts with a large remaining balance, and then see if they called him.

    • The Dunder says:

      uhhh buddy…. tom lickass leykis has been telling guys to do that for years now…. a little late on that bandwagon…

  6. Robert says:

    Don’t shave. You sexy fox.

    A Man

  7. Fartinmyface says:

    Can Tweet/Facebook/Myspace hurry up and pass as a fad just like 80′s hair bands.

  8. Human, Internets says:

    ^_^ Aww, look at the piddy!
    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/?p=1214

    I dunno if you should shave Gwado. I mean, you have to consider these factors…
    A) Does it bug you/are you tired of it?
    B) How does your live-in house guest feel about it?
    3. Do people drop change into your half-empty (or half-full) latte cup when you’re strolling around Northpark? (just to pick a random mall)
    D)Do you avoid parks for fear of having your face pecked off by a few dozen hungry birds scavenging for leftovers?

    I myself hadn’t cut my hair in a little over a year. It was at a length where it would get in my face if I moved an inch in any direction, and was too short to get all tied back out of my face. I had been threatening to get it cut off for months, and the last straw with it was when I was trying to enjoy the gorgeous weather we have been having lately, and driving with my windows open. Even with a hat on, I was still getting hair in my face. So a trip to Great Clips, and $17 later, I can now cruise freely in open vehicles, and am strangely 5 lbs. lighter as well.

  9. dirty sanchez says:

    Since the NWO has been established and corps buying every media outlet since deregulation, no wonder the comment sections are being 86. I live in Garland and the “Man” has put a light pole camera on a street that is the entrance of my neighborhood. But at least this hasn’t turned into China or Iran,,yet.
    Pray for Greggo.

    • Mnemonic Armadillo says:

      Well, actually, the Statesman has not turned off comments – they just asked everyone to tone it down and reminded everyone of the rules for posting. They still allow comments.
      What bothers me about this whole issue is that somehow the comments on the WFAA or DMN sites reflect on the reputation of WFAA or DMN. “How can they publish this drivel under their banner?” Well, when you open up comments to the community, you get all the jerks, along with all the decent people.
      The news they publish reflects on their reputation – the comments reflect on the reputation of the people that posted them – and the comments are easily distinguished from the news. The comments in no way reflect on WFAA or DMN, or the Statesman. It is up to you to make the distinction between the news and the comments, and it is a distinction that is easily made.
      When a site chooses to moderate comments, then it can be partially responsible for them. But the thing is, most sites don’t moderate because the comments are disturbing – they moderate to keep the conversation going. As long as you are civil, you can say what you want.
      I hope WFAA brings back the comments – but, my feeling is that they don’t have the guts. They may have enough people to moderate their comments, but I don’t think Belo has the guts to bring them back.

  10. eRacer X says:

    WOWY……A Dinise Milani who is absolutely terrible in bed, or Mommy-the-Pooh with uber-superior sexual skills?

    • Boo Boo Riviera says:

      This is a no brainer.

      Hot girls and guys are a dime a dozen.

      I haven’t seen this “mommie the pooh” so I don’t know just how undesirable the subject is, but unless she is repulsive, I’d say the sex skills would win out. You can always close your eyes.

    • Tee Box M.R. says:

      eRacer X,

      I would take Denise every time. Because, even if she is horrible in the sack, the fact that you would have exquisite material for the spank bank makes it all worth it.

      TBMR

    • Brunching says:

      Good One. I would rather do the work myself to have those fun bags to nurse on. so a horrible Milani. Maybe I’m too old, but great grex isn’t worth the ace-whip of mommy the pooh.

    • Joe Mamma says:

      Gimme mommy the pooh. But she has to keep the costume on!

      • Jesse says:

        If you’re talking about a one-time thing, Denise. If you mean for the rest of my life, Mommy the Pooh.

  11. Eric says:

    keep the beard….shave your head,that will offset everything.
    and store the sandwiches in your crotch area,the girls will marvel at your package!!

    works for me!

  12. I’m sure Elmer Wayne will help you shave your beard.

    Holger Geschwindner helped Rhyner shoot a 3-pointer.

    And I love hot chics…(they) keep it up

  13. I think Johanna’s butt is something that we can all get behind –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eRgNl6CXR0&feature=relate

    Long Jump Tuesday?

  14. Queef Latina says:

    Can’t wait to see your smooth baby face!

  15. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    Gordon,
    At first, I liked it when you started allowing replies – but it’s become a pain.
    Before, if I wanted to get the latest posts to your blog, I just jumped to the bottom to see them. For us it was a pain – if we wanted to reply to an earlier post, we had to go to the trouble of copying and pasting it. Or calling out the poster.
    Now, we don’t have to quote or call out – but our reply shows up inserted under the target of our anger. I have to scroll thru the WHOLE blog to see the newest posts.
    Is there a filter on this thing that shows only the newest posts?
    Yeah, I know, I want everything, all the time, right now. Rest in Peace, Hammer.

  16. Mnemonic Armadillo says:

    The ticket has been running an ad where Bogart says – “A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.” – What movie is that from? It’s driving me crazy. I can’t find the movie on Google.
    Does anyone know what this move is?

  17. middletree says:

    Watch how Grandma saves this kid’s life:

  18. Sorry for the DP, in its most generic of definitions =)

  19. PoolBoy says:

    You people can’t handle the truth.

  20. Choderus says:

    I used a frog as a football, once.

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