Grab and hang on
Tony Parker: As French as he wants to be…
Disturbing video, maybe NSFW. Questions: Is they guy high? Did the cop have to give him a knee to the chest? Is it really THAT beautiful, dude? Did you apologize to the toddler you stole the penis from?
Global destruction! Comments on.
The “Lucky Day” song girl, Camille
Drunk looking Shepherd Smith drops huge F bomb
I see this at the foot of my bed every night
Is this a Monty Python sketch?
Ok. I have always loved the song anyway, but this is 270 different kinds of badass. Put on headphones and crank it.
That Greggo clip is just sad
All I have time to watch this morning is that wizard dude. Is that a penis? Can’t be. Must be on meds to turn into a chick… And it wants the entire process filmed by random people.
Mike McDermott is probably ‘cleaning up’ right now after that one!
WOW I had to clean up several time during and after that video.
Mike MR McDermott
Greggo is morphing into the triple-fake Morrissey.
The Greggo video is comparable to Kige Ramsey for youtube sports
Greggo got married?
I must say I do like Gordo’s pic of the day. It is like a good cup of coffee with a little whip cream, a double pump of expresso, some nutmeg, low fat creamer and a cherry on top. It makes the day a little brighter in my world.
Who’s the girl in the pic of the day? I’d like to see more pics.
Your Mom
I wish she was ‘clickable’
Gordo,
Did you get any shots of Camille’s hiney for The Ticket’s picture page?
I wish the economy had caught up with me just long enough to have been jobless during the segment with Camille this morning so that I could have heard that. I see she’s playing at Sue Ellens next month. I wonder how the patrons there will like her. I wonder it real hard.
Love the Stand By Me vid. So much talent wasted in this world.
Nice job guy’s….keep up the good sport’s radio stuff!
it’s good!
sandwiches are good too!
Okayyy… allow me to comment on everything I’ve seen here today…
Over-ab’d girl is a little odd. I don’t mind a flat defined tummy on a good-sweet-clean, but that’s nearing disturbing.
I love it when you post links like the wizard vid. The reason being that it makes me feel 20 times better about myself… even if I do have twice the gut. (and three to four times the peen)
I refuse to watch the Greggo vid, but I will say, isn’t he starting to look more and more like a Phil Collins/Peter Gabriel butt-baby as time wears on?
Ohhh my, Camille is so very much the triple-triple, and all kinds of good-have. I hope she doesn’t fear that which is the three to four times. She did have trouble with the mic this morning after all… (that almost reads meaner than i mean it. :/)
Aw dangit, that bish stole my idea! I was all set to get my own vageene spa, “The Fuzzy Mimosa” up and going soon. Well hell, I guess I’ll just have to turn that space in Valley View into some sort of “Urban Stylezzzz” or somesuch.
Good Ass BBQ was… something. It just came off looking like they were trying to pull a “Lone Sausage” production and missed.
Korean Ball Battles makes me insane.
Stand By Me isn’t my favorite song in the world, but I find that take on it interesting.
Also, if you just locked the door to Pa-Paw’s room, he wouldn’t wander into your bedroom in the middle of the night and do that anymore.
That micropenis would be small if it were attached to my ticketmouse body.
Gordo- Was Sporty Sports-something during one of your live spots this morning a riff on the great Rawlins Gilliland’s 90.1 pledge-a-thon? Sure sounded like it.
*There’s microphallus, and then there’s the Naked Wizard.
*Professor Williams has higher standards for his listeners than he does for himself.
That version of Stand By Me is available on Itunes. Comes with that music video $2.49. Artist is called Playing for Change. If anyone is interested.
The concept has been done before by Jamie Cato and Duncan Bridgeport. They came out with a DVD and album titled One Giant Leap. Very cool. check their website http://www.1giantleap.tv
Camille’s pretty good… proof advertising is better nowadays at breaking talent than trad music radio. She sounds kinda like a Lisa Loeb-type singing for the Lovin’ Spoonful, or Skeeter Davis & NRBQ. Gordo: The part that draws you back in is the “hook” and that’s something not too many singers or writers are capable of anymore.
Just breaks my heart the song is for the stinkin’ friggin’ Lottery. State Lotteries are just a way for Politicos, while braging about taxing the rich, sneak around and find a way of taxing the poor and making it look like they’re doing the poor a favor.
I hope Camille makes it and can better direct her talents to less sleazy sponsors.
@Will Cornell
Lotteries are just a way for Politicos, while braging about taxing the rich, sneak around and find a way of taxing the poor and making it look like they’re doing the poor a favor.
So the government forces the poor to buy lottery tickets?
Don’t argue with stoopid people, you can’t win.
No, but if you think “forcing” is the only way to get things done, then you have another thing coming to you.
Get up 20 years from now, and know for a fact that you have done everything by the rules – and you still have gotten screwed -
Will, your take on the lottery system is a bit of a joke. If you think that by opening a lottery where $1 can win you millions, you are taxing the poor, you are wrong. While the poor may buy tickets, and develop gambling problems, the rich can and do also.
I see tons of people in the Plano area, get out of their beemers and mercedes, walk into a store and buy 20 lotto tickets at a time. It’s an open gambling event, anyone can join. My bet, is more rich dollars end up in each drawing than poor dollars.
What you fail to mention is that $1 ticket buys a poor person hope. We all win when poor people have hope. It’s like doves giving birth to more doves. Only poor people have the next drawing to look forward to instead of jumping off a bridge.
Not so sure he is a wizard. I didn’t see him wizzing.
March madness. Economic woes. Pentagon budget cuts. All in the key of C.
I like your format, Internets H. Good strong stuff.
Allow me to dissect…
Grab and hang on scares me…IT looks like an ambiguous tranny with boobs. However, I would, pending verification.
Wizard vid – Not listen to your parents when they say ‘no’, this is eventually what happens.
Ratings…way to go all…even Norm! That’s good!
Camille = would!
Good ass BBQ; Is he related to the “It’s just like, It’s just like, a mini-mall” guy?
Lastly, with the combination of Dik-stra, what Gordo can’t figure out, his late night visitor and the homeless rendition of Stand By Me, my life force just disappeared like the maturity at the mother ship.
Have a kick ass weekend ya’ll!
Has anyone seen Doc’s reanimated corpse? Last I heard, he was following the ghost of Roy Orbison around the country.
How come we never get the names of the hot girls in the pics on the site? How are we supposed to find their more revealing pics online?
I think we should get Camille to sing intro’s to all the ticket bits and segments. For example:
How The Fart Game is coming up.
The Fake JJ Barea sounds a lot like her own voice, or the ticket mouse.
Why the Fake Dirk is still stuck in old German ways.
or maybe why Fake Norm & Goose seem to have such happy hatred towards each other.
nice picture btw.
and isn’t it ironic professor greggo says you have to “be there” ??
that stand by me was crap
too much ‘around the world’/'we are the people’, candy ass lovin’ these days
if you want to do something for those in the world that are in need, donate your time or money to a charity of your choice or church instead of ruining a good song with a bunch of spares
have good – get give
OMG…that’s VERY Chris Chris. Wow.
i don’t normally go all vag and cry…but that stand by me clip was amazing…brought tears to my eyes…i usually troll this site looking for timewaste, but, and jub will hate to hear this, thank you gordo for evoking emotion within me and re-establishing my faith in mankind…vsbb…
Notice the nose dive in ratings at 9am. Isn’t that Gordo’s Corner time?
So, here is my confusion since I didn’t hear her on the ticket this morning, lotto chick that is…last week (or whenever it was, few days ago I cant remember) the musers were talking about the catchy ass tunes/commercials out right now (lotto, mini sirloin burger, etc). Did Gordo realize then when they were talking about the lotto lucky day song, that the singer was an artist that had previously performed on his TV show or was that figured out after the fact?
I could eat a house, but I got this stomach staple, or, I didn’t get the stomach staple, Ah hell, I’m walking out of here.
I’ve never seen abs like that on a chick. I really think it’s a dude.
I wish dudes had racks like that.
gordo, that crazy old guy that looks like a methed out doc brown from back to the future is a convicted sex offender in florida.
Gordo-
The naked wizard was very freaking disturbing. Its not so much the nudity, but how un-anatomically correct, or should I say anatomically incorrect the guy’s twig and berries were. WTF was that?
It is not so much that civilization cannot stand to see genitalia at times, but really messed up junk is very disturbing. That is the precise reason douchebags like that should keep it in a pair of jorts, Dickies or Lucky Brand jeans.
Gordo -
Keep up the pic of the day. It makes your blog less faggie.
does anybody know the pool girls name? i want her to have my babies. i to have six pack abs..together that would be a twelve pack!!! i so would her.
Uh.. that old dude at the end of your bed is there for a reason. I fear for you!
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=2530
Check out this strange music video. Was obviously shot in Dallas atop of the South Side on Lamar building.
OMG Ribby just got it right. The Cowboys passed on their second round pick.
LMAO OMG!!!!!
George Dunham is making plans:
http://masturbate-a-thon.com/home.php
What I don’t understand is why everyone keeps saying that guy’s penis is small. It’s not small at all. Same size as mine, in fact. And mine ain’t small. Right? Hello?
Her name is Andressa Vieira
I prefer to think of her as Undressher Vieira…
I found it hilarious on the Marbles video that the fat roll she is sporting with the Spock t-shirt, it makes it look like Spock is talking along with her. His lips move as she bends her fat everywhere. gross. but hilarious!