Sticks out and is very wet... Florida
Swine Flu 1976: I love how cocky everyone is
Obvious statement: Being a hermaphrodite is an unfair advantage
Why does she love muggers so much?
Think this guy is being productive?
Other people’s disturbing secrets: This site still intrigues me
I could kiss these lips for forever and a day...
Ever wonder “do I have pig flu?” Click here.
How flu spreads: What’s with the upper lip?
WTF? Hockey fans have an odd reaction
The new Pro Convention Center Hotel video?
Whoops! Obama gets ahead of promptr
This may be from a dirty liberal website, but it is still wrong for Fox to do to the President
How embarrassing: These guys are better than the Timewasters
Making hot dogs even more kick-ass
Last Wednesday morning, I sat at a cafe table and banged out an essay on blog comments. This sparked a fairly big conversation on this site. Well, I’ve had time to think it over and … Continue reading
Grab and hang on
Tony Parker: As French as he wants to be…
Disturbing video, maybe NSFW. Questions: Is they guy high? Did the cop have to give him a knee to the chest? Is it really THAT beautiful, dude? Did you apologize to the toddler you stole the penis from?
Global destruction! Comments on.
The “Lucky Day” song girl, Camille
Drunk looking Shepherd Smith drops huge F bomb
I see this at the foot of my bed every night
Is this a Monty Python sketch?
Ok. I have always loved the song anyway, but this is 270 different kinds of badass. Put on headphones and crank it.
On Monday, I wrote a column for Quick (now published) satirizing our idiocy in the comments section of blogs and news articles. The premise was that even in the face of world destruction, we will still snipe, snark, and snarl pettily at each other because, basically, we suck. It was fortuitous timing for the column because D Magazine’s Frontburner on Tuesday became the first to pull the plug on the “everybody gets to be their own micro-columnist” movement.
Some time ago,
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Silver, beautiful, could hold one or two pictures...
It’s official: Idiocracy is here
VIDEO of Musers competition: Why did I wear that tent?
Recognize anyone?: This Ticket pic has had the longest internet life ever
Guest passes out on Glenn Beck: He gives plenty of warning
A headline you never want to see
Dallas Convention Center Hotel: I normally have tiredhead about such subjects, but this website taught me a lot.
The Ticket's own Denise Milani
Sixth graders doing amazing rope tricks
George’s most hated Hall of Fame:Somewhat NSFW
Solid construction, but needs to be treated
“Holds a crease… It took me 25 years to design this… It won’t fit in a rolodex, because it doesn’t belong in a rolodex… What do you do guaranteed?” So many great quotes from- The greatest business card of all time.
Many people have asked me if we are going to do another Ticket Compound this year. For you ignorant strong haves, the Compound is a weeklong event in which we lock nine horny broadcasters in house together and see which one goes prison gay first.
Is it soothing your throat?
It is now illegal to Miggs someone in Oregon
PDF of Jiverly Wong’s crazy note: The deepest of hypnosis awaits you.
So wet and chlorinated...
My Incredible Religious Acid Trip: This thing is so rich. From the Phil Donahue preacher to the quirky cut-aways of white people from your parents’ old pictures. Look for a younger me at the 2:51 mark. Enjoy.
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Well, I decided to let the authorities handle it with my full cooperation. I signed the paperwork and sent it in. America will not lie down in this fight.
Now, we hear that the Baltimore Orioles have denied Nasty Nestor a media credential AGAIN, feeling he is too douchey to be considered working media.
ORIOLES DENY CREDENTIAL TO SPORTS TALK HOST, from the Baltimore Sun
(April 3, 2009) The Baltimore Orioles have again denied a media credential to WNST (1570) owner/talk host Nestor Aparicio. The club would not say why, but spokesman Greg Bader pointed out that others at the station have been credentialed.
“WNST will continue to receive access to the ballclub,” Bader said Wednesday. “They are receiving more than their share of credentials for a station not ranked in the top 30″ in Baltimore radio.
Damn, them smarts.
I'll tell you how sexy you are, even if your husband won't...
