Turkey baster Friday #2

Incorrect artificial insemination

Incorrect artificial insemination

My strange encounter

Officer Powell’s MySpace page

Video of the Ticket Basketball game

The phenomenon known as Sturgeon face

Or is it the BEST soft drink ever…

This is the brother of a good P1: Amazing story

The crying game reveal shocks me

A crazy stunt

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18 thoughts on “Turkey baster Friday #2

  1. Dirtiest Of All Dirty P1s says:

    I love sign language…

    http://ebaumnation.com/2009/03/26/signing-sex

  2. Charlie says:

    I would run a train on that woman. Oh wait.

  3. DAN says:

    Is that Donnie Osmond with the baster?

    Also, I bet vibrators chip her teeth too.

  4. ESPN Greggo says:

    Officer Powell= white trash? Hmmm, one can only view his MySpace page n speculate…

  5. Dirtiest Of All Dirty P1s says:

    Another minor league baseball team embracing idiocracy…
    http://consumerist.com/5185320/baseball-team-offers-flatulence-filters-to-go-with-all-you-can-eat-games

  6. Guy says:

    Officer Powell is now reporting to Paul Blart…nice one Mr. Ryhner. He’s such a Derrick Doucher.

  7. Officer Powell did everything but call Ryan Moats “boy”. He seemed to completely disregard everything that Moats was saying and I seriously doubt that Powell would treat a generic white guy like that. Being a generic white guy myself, I know how many times I’ve been treated differently just because I was white. Then again, in the 60′s and 70′s, I also got a lot of crap from cops because of my long hair, but I never was hassled like I saw black guys hassled. I believe that EVERY cop who thinks Powell did the right thing should be fired. If that’s their mindset, they have no business carrying a gun.

  8. jamesw says:

    One can carry the opinion that the officer was wrong without thinking he was racially motivated. I’m disgusted by the cop’s words, but saddened by the unfounded charges of racism. Incidents like this ultimately hurt minorities when actual racist events occur.

  9. PunkDog says:

    “He gets about an erection away from me and says bluntly, “Hey, give me some money.”" Huh, I guess I haven’t been in a Walmart for a while, but I would have told him to f’ off and kicked him in the nads. God God, at least hang out at Saks 5th Avenue, there are many Rich Man Gay Boys there that will take you home and give you $500.00 to work their junk. What a low life, hanging out at WalMart.
    Geez, our generation has failed, if we teach our kids, male or female, to shake their money maker at Walmart – if you got it, flaunt it -

  10. PunkDog says:

    Officer Powell’s MySpace page – I don’t need to see it – I know what kind of person he is – yes, I may doom my karma for saying so, God, the gods may condemn me for this, but I’ve dealt with his like before. I’ll take my chances. I think he is beyond redeeming. There, I said it, I think he is beyond redemption. You know, you go thru life trying to get into the other guys skin, trying hard to see things from his point of view. I wish to believe that all people can be saved. But this guy can’t. We have actually produced someone that can’t be saved. Officer Powell has no compassion, and there is nothing we can do about.
    Why God sent this man to be with us, I don’t know – but never trust him again -

  11. PunkDog says:

    Officer Powell has ‘apologized’ –
    http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa090327_wz_moatsapology.7931211f.html

    Yes, well,. I can’t reject his apology. But I wonder how sincere it is. You know, it’s one thing to pander to the media, and it’s another to be a real human being. In my experience, you are either a real human being, or you aren’t. I’m sorry, I don’t think Officer Powell is a real human being – I think he is an animal – If he was a human being, he would not have treated Mr. Moats the way he did –

    Mr Powell can not redeem his soul by an apology – he must go deeper than that -

  12. Out the drawer or off the floor,Spank Panties says:

    Song of the times

  13. Xanthippas says:

    Is that lady sampling Placenta Pro?

  14. Human, Internets says:

    Mkay, that story I imparted in the last posts comments? That goes *here*. (didn’t realize you were going to link it. heh.)

    I often get a touch of Sturgeonface myself. They make a cream for that now.

  15. Boo Boo Riviera says:

    PunkDog, I don’t like dog piling anyone because it is very easy for me to find the good in people. It is incredibly easy for me to forgive because we are, afterall, all human and I have made more than my fair share of mistakes. But I am so with you on this.

    Having experienced this EXACT same same situation, my heart aches for the family. I bawled when I heard the full audio on the Hard Line. It brought back horrible memories of rushing to see my dying father and being helpless at the hands of an arrogant, insensitive, power drunk cop.

  16. Boo Boo Riviera says:

    P.S. I should add that my dad pulled through. He didn’t die, thank God, but in that moment, the doctors thought that he was going to. I empathise with with the sense of urgency Moats felt.

  17. Gordon's Beard Trimmer says:

    Gordon, you left me behind at the hotel six on Forrest. The black prostitute used me………HELP!!!!

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