Breaking news: Must credit Gordon Keith.com

Poor, sad Quincy

or you can credit any one of the hundreds who had it first…

Bonus unrelated DUI footage

Bono’s kids are put out by him

15 thoughts on “Breaking news: Must credit Gordon Keith.com

  1. DAN says:

    That is not fair. Quincy always has slurred speech and no coordination. The dui test he failed was to throw a football to an officer 30 feet away. It was high and wobbly and it got intercepted. He wasn’t drunk, just himself.

  2. Thumb Harmonica says:

    (hands over mouth)

    My last post on GK …

    no funeral…….

    (hopefully this makes it and not deleted)

  3. Hotdog Neck says:

    bono has kids that put out? do i have to get up at 6 a.m. for the ticketmaster tickets to that too?

  4. Face Monkey says:

    How does this poor man still make news? Why do we love to know about celebrities that have fallen. The higher the fall the more people love it. Wonder if it has more to do with morbid wonderment or just petty self gratification, pointing at someone besides ourselves.
    I don’t feel bad for him since all of this is his own doing but I also don’t feel elation from his plight. In fact I am sorry I commented at all.

  5. Human, Internets says:

    QUINCAAAYYYYY!!!

  6. send me one taco says:

    @ thumb- is this a cry for help no funeral?

    http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Interesting_Tub.htms

  7. beefandsage says:

    this rules…

  8. BooBoo maybe me and your brother should meet (or is that meat)?

    Anxiously,
    Mike MR McDermott.

  9. Stephen says:

    great story of sportmanship-

  10. eRacer X says:

    Jordan and Memphis Eve…eh…sounds like the brand name of an industrial-sized douche.
    They have NO idea how lucky they are.

  11. Human, Internets says:

    For no apparent reason, my brain-head just put the Norm Monkey and the Face Monkey together into one being. Now I can’t get the picture of a monkey with Norm’s face trying to work over the sinuses of some poor lady while yelling “No, no, no, no, no, never, never, never, never…” out of my cerebrum.

  12. mark says:

    Akward celeb moment: Was flying back from Puerta Rico,
    upgrade to first-class,and sat down ready for the flight.As doors were closing,a small framed man entered the plane,circled around first-class a couple of times, finally finding a seat.To my amasement, it was Mick Jaggar.He held a newspaper in front of him,all the way back to Dallas.As we were departing the plane, I positioned myself to walk up the Jetway behind him.Trying to think of anything clever to say,I blurrted out “Aren’t you Paul McCartney”,to which Jaggar turned,looked me up and down, and never said a word or crack a smile..Then following his steps
    out to loading area,took out camera,asked to take a photo of him,to which I finally got a response from him : Paraphrasing:”Oh man,no way man”… So much with my brush with greatness. Mark

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