Thank you Gordon for your bravery. Of course the Liberal media has buried the story of the headless muslim lady. The guy started a muslim tv station to tell us that muslims are not violent, then cuts his wifes head off in the control room. The irony is so crazy. If this were a right wing televangelist do you think ABC, CBS and NBC would maybe make room for a few minutes of broadcast time after the killer monkey story.
We had to here about Jim Baker cheating for 18 years.
I find it extremely amazing these audio clips didn’t surface until after the election. (to my knowledge) I didn’t hear about any of them until about 10 days after Mr. Fix the World was elected.
Allen detectives are determining whether they will file charges on a 16-year-old runaway who was found about 300 miles away in San Angelo.
Megan Cherry reportedly stole the family vehicle in early February and disappeared. A Department of Public Safety officer initiated a traffic stop for a speeding violation and once the tags were run the vehicle was reported stolen and she was arrested Wednesday afternoon.
“The car was reported stolen and she was listed as a runaway,” said Gerald Marshall, Allen police spokesman. “She is in custody in San Angelo and could possibly be facing charges for unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.”
Marshall said police will transport Cherry to the Allen juvenile holding facility today. Detectives will interview both the parents and the teenager to determine whether the felony charge will be filed. If the charge is filed, police will transport Cherry to the Collin County Juvenile Detention Center.
Allen police believe Cherry ran away due to a verbal disagreement with her parents.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, “Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?”
“Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.”
“Wow, what does it look like after sex?”
“Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise
I once heard Chrissie Hynde, who has always made my pants go crazy, wanted Rush to cease and desist using the song, but her mother, and avid Limbaugh fan, demanded that she let him keep it. Any truth to that?
Another female teacher age 24 and a student lover age 16 fled and were caught.
We this never happened to me I’ll never know.
It almost happened to me when she asked me what pre-columbian art was all about.
Damn I was too naive to know.
I heard the talk about the failure of “Glory Hole Park.” Victory Park got the same criticism when nothing was built around the AAC when it debuted but look at it now. I think it’s a little early too talk about failure. I haven’t seen any articles that compare and contrast the two situations (GHP vs VP).
I’m disappointed the Obama sound board does not include “Vaginal Slice Born-Born”.
Why do the Vulva Pendants all look like they were modeled after a woman who took third place in a hatchet fight?
Where is the pendant of the clean and pretty vulva?
Thank you Gordon for your bravery. Of course the Liberal media has buried the story of the headless muslim lady. The guy started a muslim tv station to tell us that muslims are not violent, then cuts his wifes head off in the control room. The irony is so crazy. If this were a right wing televangelist do you think ABC, CBS and NBC would maybe make room for a few minutes of broadcast time after the killer monkey story.
We had to here about Jim Baker cheating for 18 years.
courage courage courage…..
Chuck Norris says I have aids!
I think I got it after hearing Rhyner talk to his wanker.
i have had this link for a few day but didn’t want to post it while the missing girl info was posted.
enjoy your time off
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1429
They’ll bring your show back, Gordon. You’re too funny and talented; the pitiful try-outs for Gordo-subs this morning only support that.
(“Gordo-subs” sounds like a kinky harem eating large sandwiches.)
I have a 16% chance of getting a tapeworm.
I finally saw Idiocracy over the weekend. And, it was everything you said it was Gordo.
Funny, yet also a commentary.
who? what? why?
Sports Shaniqua= fail
I find it extremely amazing these audio clips didn’t surface until after the election. (to my knowledge) I didn’t hear about any of them until about 10 days after Mr. Fix the World was elected.
Norm’s Cane Abel= much better!!!
Allen detectives are determining whether they will file charges on a 16-year-old runaway who was found about 300 miles away in San Angelo.
Megan Cherry reportedly stole the family vehicle in early February and disappeared. A Department of Public Safety officer initiated a traffic stop for a speeding violation and once the tags were run the vehicle was reported stolen and she was arrested Wednesday afternoon.
“The car was reported stolen and she was listed as a runaway,” said Gerald Marshall, Allen police spokesman. “She is in custody in San Angelo and could possibly be facing charges for unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.”
Marshall said police will transport Cherry to the Allen juvenile holding facility today. Detectives will interview both the parents and the teenager to determine whether the felony charge will be filed. If the charge is filed, police will transport Cherry to the Collin County Juvenile Detention Center.
Allen police believe Cherry ran away due to a verbal disagreement with her parents.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, “Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?”
“Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.”
“Wow, what does it look like after sex?”
“Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise
Nerd rage at its absolute finest!
Gordo – hope the vacation went well. Did they get all of the gay out of you this time??
Majestic Gordo -
I heard your converstation regarding funny/provocatively named places in England. Thought of it when I stumbled onto this.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/world/europe/23crapstone.html?_r=2
Gotta go. Time to drive the meat wagon up Butthole Road.
Fireman does the unthinkable: http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2459/kittyswallow.jpg
Idiocracy at Verizon
f Obama, this guy is my president.
Believe it or don’t…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_City_Was_Gone
I once heard Chrissie Hynde, who has always made my pants go crazy, wanted Rush to cease and desist using the song, but her mother, and avid Limbaugh fan, demanded that she let him keep it. Any truth to that?
my nose is stopped up and someone told me you have this product called face monkey that may clear up my nasal portals…..
Another female teacher age 24 and a student lover age 16 fled and were caught.
We this never happened to me I’ll never know.
It almost happened to me when she asked me what pre-columbian art was all about.
Damn I was too naive to know.
I made love to a pickle this morning…or was it the other way around…..ahhh yes…it was the pickle that made love to me….
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/23/a-fish-with-a-transparent-head/
Wife: You’re acting fishy.
Husband: I am?
Wife: I know what’s going through your head.
Husband: You do?
Wife: Oh, don’t try and pretend.
Husband: Well, you smell a little humany!
Wife: You’re cold blooded.
Mountain Dew = Brawndo ????
Did Gordo press charges on Nasty Nestor?
I would tell Nestor I’m pressing charges or you can come in studio for an hour and answer questions.
Gordo,
I heard the talk about the failure of “Glory Hole Park.” Victory Park got the same criticism when nothing was built around the AAC when it debuted but look at it now. I think it’s a little early too talk about failure. I haven’t seen any articles that compare and contrast the two situations (GHP vs VP).
Is that a wood? –> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1901418
roachboy, I second your nomination. pretty amazing actually.
I don’t think that face monkey might actually create more blockage in your sinuses there Ade.
Boo: 0_0 I threw up in my mouth a little.
Wait… whut? Ok, I’m being a Rick without the R here. I mean I think that face monkey might actually create more blockage in your sinuses.
I think I have the Lysdexia.
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mis/1050944918.html