So full of milk
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Selma Hayek’s dripping teat, or The luckiest African baby in the world
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So full of milk
Muser-related Craigslist personal
Selma Hayek’s dripping teat, or The luckiest African baby in the world
danica = overrated
I’m going to print every picture and put them on my wall.
But what if I like every ‘blemish’ and freckle that was photoshopped off of her body?
To quote Days of Thunder…”And rubbin, son, is racin’.”
Not sure that applies here.
Interesting name. Why would his parents do that to him?
http://www.legacy.com/DFW/Obituaries.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=123952917
Danica Patrick is so hot! I could care less if she wins a race, as long as she keeps posing in bikinis, I’m IN.
That is a nice car.
Nice.
This just in Gordon Keith reads the Huffington Post.
Too bad Selma will never breast feed anything but black kids anymore. Once you go bla..well u know.
Origin of The Muppets
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/02/10/mf.muppet.favorites.stories/index.html
Wow, I really respect Danica as a driver now. Especially her back bottom…
Am I wrong or was yesterday the deadline for a decision on pressing charges against Nestor the Molestor? What was the verdict?
Inauguration photo.
http://gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?auth=033ef14483ee899496648c2b4b06233c
Gordo,
I thought you had taken the website in a bold new direction. Very avante guard, very sheik, very gay friendly, with the publishing of the Santonio Holmes Nekkid Masterpiece. I was talking to a few of my other friends in the closet uhm I mean over drinks and we were so excited about your website’s new direction. Then I find the Selma Hayek and Danica Posts. Seriously Gordon that is a huge step backwards.
Well keep it on the down low my friend.
Mike MR McDermott.
Is it weird that I want to use Danica’s naval as an erotic portal?
I also (half) refuse to look at the Selma video. Not because I’m like Jah when it comes to the subject of breast feeding, but because the whole situation is just plain damn insane.
another interesting name
http://www.texassports.com/sports/w-volley/mtt/hooker_destinee00.html
Danica just made me go out and buy a Honda.
Too bad she isn’t asian like the girls at UT Dallas then I would’a bought an Acura!!
DADP Ones, that’s Chester the Molester from your fav adult mag, Hustler.
Funny, I thought Mountain Dew tasted kinda urine-like. Not that I’ve ever tasted urine.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece
Check out this kid straight thuggin’ in Iraq…
Doesn’t Selma belong to MILF SUCK?
Mothers In Line For Supplying the Ultimate Calcium for Kids.
Yearbook photos of famous politicians:
http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/02/amazing-yearbook-photos-of-us.html
It’s only February, but 6 people have already ruined their lives in 2009:
http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/02/6-people-who-have-already-ruined-their.html
Shocking Barack audio about Jessica Simpson:
http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/02/barack-obama-has-more-to-say-about.html
This story has it all: lawsuits, Roberto Alomar, full-blown AIDS, and gay Mexican gang rape:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,490931,00.html
Possibly the a-hole of the millenium.
http://blog.stephenfowlersucks.com/
Lets name the lucky African baby George
Zoorotica http://www.wwmt.com/articles/wild_1358922___article.html/park_flowers.html
Um, Happy Valentine’s Day?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d6dbcaa1e6/strike-force-assassination-squad
funny stuff
This is so very wrong.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1427/
Up with the Valentine’s Day Cards!
lol, look at gordons pic on the right of the page, hes totally looking down selma hayeks shirt.
I wanna lift and separate them things, then let go and watch them knock together. Maybe… well, not necessarily motorboat, maybe just sort of nuzzle my face right up in between them.
This statement has been uttered by me, your overly obsessive sexual partner, Sports Boobs. Uh… oh, never mind.
Where’s are the Valentine’s Day cards?!?
Hurry!!!!!!
Middletree, it is so wrong that you just discovered the internets.
VSBB?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/12/alfie-patten-baby-faced-t_n_166590.html
“Ahhh, Geeeez.”
I’m perplexed as to how the laws of physics allow those suc..suc…succulent bags of milk to be held up by those little strips of dental floss.
If her sports panties are made of the same material, even that inequitable court order couldn’t keep me away from at least trying to have the best oral hygiene in the history of ever.
how come all the starving black baby’s get to have all the fun?
oh yes yes yes
A better caption for those Salma and Danica links:
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.
Aubrey O’Day nude
http://www.theunticket.com/aubrey-oday-nude/
You should write valentine day cards for Mike to his Wanker.
Its SALMA not SELMA!!
Has anyone else noticed that in the picture of Gordo on the front page, he is looking at Salma Hayeks dripping teats?
Thanks for clearing that up Brad…because that was totally keeping me from enjoying the story/pics….
Idiocracy makes its way into the world of advertising.
http://www.ass-vertise.com/
15 Unbelievable Pictures of Swedish Dance Bands of the 70’s
Several potential Mike Rhyner sightings here…
http://www.uncoached.com/2009/01/29/15-unbelievable-pictures-of-swedish-dance-bands-of-the-70s/
I really wish I was in Africa now.
In a related note:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/adg/1037075657.html
Anyone besides me see some irony in the last line of this story?
http://startelegram.typepad.com/crime_time/2009/02/husband-accused-of-beheading-estranged-wife.html
http://www.holytaco.com/lets-all-do-preggo-shuffle