Midweek refresh

Bianca Beauchamp

Bianca Beauchamp

Think this thing is Idiocracy?

The other side of Mount Rushmore

23 thoughts on “Midweek refresh

  1. Thumb Harmonica says:

    I think Georgio already has the ‘human gas’ powered jetpack.

  2. Robert says:

    Brought to you by your garden variety house cleaner…Sports Panties.

  3. eRacer X says:

    I would have been interested if water jet pack man would have put Bianca Beauchamp somewhere in that video.

  4. gorDONKEIth PUNCH says:

    No, that’s Awesomeocracy

  5. Yep says:

    Just imagine if the motor ran on water you could water f’in jet yourself to Hawaii !!

  6. Human, Internets says:

    gP: Ha-Ha, BOOSH!

  7. Gordo,

    WOW! Thanks for that pic I must say my spank material was a little dated and I was having to grip a little tighter to finish. But that new pic has remedied that. I mean how sexy are those 4 presidents on their knees bending over.

    Mike “M.R” McDermott

  8. Newkirk says:

    No, that’s Awesomeocracy

    Came here to say this!

  9. kill nasty nestor says:

    press charges on that douche bag and press something else up his !@@##

  10. Robert Varden says:

    you have to press charges!! it will reduce his cred with the NFL and he should not be alowed to get away with it. it will follow him for a long time.

  11. P1 Alex says:

    YES! I love Gordon Keith for putting himself in harm’s way to protect Our Little Ticket. His new nickname is officially “Peanut”. After all, he was a-salted.

    ROCK ME!

  12. wow…thanks for crashing theunticket.com, Gordon! HA!

    I was trying to get the screen recording setup but was 30 seconds too late.

    Someone was rewinding the webcam..if they can rewind it and replay, I can record it for you.

  13. Gordo,

    I do not think Nestor’s intent was to hurt you I think he got your neck confused with his chicken. He was only trying to choke his chicken. Or maybe he wanted to choke your’s and his aim was off? I know I want to choke your chicken.

    MR McDermott

  14. Mofo says:

    Check the last paragraph here (someone might want to check the spelling as well):
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestor_Aparicio

  15. Yummy says:

    Do you think Bianca’s OB/GYN has one of these?

    http://www.medisim.ca/index.html

  16. Listen to the Gordon vs Nasty Nestor fight.

    Then take the poll on what Gordon should do, press charges or other.

    Last thing is… Gordon, Bianca is such goodness and purity. JJ sent this link to me that shows Bianca in all of her nakedness. Wow.

  17. Some guy says:

    So, we should book Nasty for the next Fight Night Gordon? That douche needs to be taught a lesson his big brother never did…

  18. Mikes Panties says:

    Press charges Gordo! If you don’t – at least get him on the air to appologize for choke slamming you and all of us sweet, clean P1′s.

    It is also interesting he chose to choke Gordo. Clearly anti-semitic.

    “Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.”
    – Luke 8:33

  19. Drew says:

    Nappy Nester better get thicker skin or he’ll never make it in the radio business after he is released from prison.

  20. Drew says:

    Attention All P1s,

    Begin the ban on all things Nasty-ass Nester. Let it be known in all the lands the he will not be welcome in Dallas during Super Bowl week 2011. We cannot be responsible for his safety if he chooses to make the trip! Remember the Alamo!

  21. Your Dad, the Pastor says:

    Matthew 5:39
    But I say, do not resist an evil person! If someone slaps you on the right cheek, offer the other cheek also.

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