Idiocracy

Damn this economy…

From Unclebarky.com-

WFAA8′s The Gordon Keith Show drew 39,858 viewers at 12:35 a.m. with its 100th and final episode. That was good enough to beat NBC’s competing Carson Daly late-nighter. Gordo also beat Daly in the key 18-to-49 demographic, where his show improved on its lead-in from the last 15 minutes of ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Idiocracy product #1

Idiocracy product #2

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21 thoughts on “Idiocracy

  1. Bob Bland says:

    One of the flavors available for product #2 has Corby written all over it: SCREAMING DILL.

  2. gorDONKEIth PUNCH says:

    I don’t understand why you call those Idiocracy products. If they were Pringles BIG ASS CHIPS! then I might get it.

  3. HELLO says:

    Those Pringles are actually good.

  4. eRacer X says:

    I think those products will go over about as well as a fart in church.

  5. Nathan says:

    I didn’t know any pickles “played nice”

  6. Your Mom says:

    I love the clock. Too bad I can’t wake up to the ticket in the morning since my other alarm clock doesn’t pick up the signal because I live south of I20.

  7. Me says:

    I tried the kickn cheddar ones not too long ago when the grocery store I went to didn’t have the original cheddar “cheez-ums” that I love. Boy was I disappointed, the chip was different and didn’t like the flavor, not that this is a pringle’s review forum. But the extreme crisp, was extremely bad.

  8. aamilesslave says:

    Hey, Dill!

    Welcome to Costco; I love you.

    I farted in church this morning. It didn’t shut up the annoying kid sitting next to me.

  9. Eric White says:

    I’m sure the reception of 99.5HD2 works south of I-20.Pony up for a new HD Radio.

  10. Human, Internets says:

    Pickle flavored Pringles don’t seem too appetizing to me… Chuck. That alarm clock seems like a cool idea though. It kind of beats my current system of multiple alarm clocks placed throughout the room set to go off one minute apart from each other. It’s almost like my own personal Alarm Gate, but hey, 88% of the time it works every time.

  11. adolph.oliverbush says:

    whats the name of the brazilian model with no hands and know feet? shes hot………..finished

  12. Triple Fake Norm says:

    Adolph,

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Uhhhhhhhhh…

    She’s hot & finished.

    Uhhhhhhhhh…Uhhhhhhhhh…

    She…Uhhh…Died Saturday from an infection…

    After the ticker, my picks of the poll. We got a doozy double play this weekend coming up!!

  13. tbhull says:

    On January 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm eRacer X Said:

    A fart in church is often necessary to overcome the strong shyte being spewed there.

  14. So is the GK show coming back? or is it canceled?

    If you have more Muser memories, fisting fans or make the impossible happen, bring the anti-semitic Nasty Nestor on your show, you will definitely reach the next level as your psychic told you.

  15. SnakeRiver says:

    40,000 insomniacs…….

  16. eRacer X says:

    uh…no, that’s not what I said, idiot.
    Everyone, say hello to our muslim extremist, tbhull.

  17. Gravy Tits says:

    Wondering how to get from wetwang to titty ho?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/world/europe/23crapstone.html?em

  18. Dirtiest of All Dirty P1s says:

    Gravy Tits,

    I see that Wetwang is north of Titty Ho. That’s the opposite of what I would expect. Unless, of course, Wetwang is in an area that really blows…

  19. Goombaz says:

    Next will be Sweet potato flavor

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