Beautiful sweetness
I forgot to promote last Thurs night’s Gordon Keith Show starring TO Owens and featuring open-mouthed kissing. I will post the link to the show soon.
Next Thursday night at 12:30am on Channel 8, my guests will be Mark Wahlberg and Ludacriss.
Gordo,
Have you noticed how the dirty media is capturing photo’s of the traders at just the right moment that makes them look distraught? One guy clearly had his hand over his mouth to cover up his mic to shield it from the background noise but when combined with a “market dives” headline, it’s taken out of context. There are other pictures of them straining etc… For all we know, they are squeezing out the dirty air on the trading floor…
PS. Buy now!! These are the times when wealth shifts.
Loved the bus article. I too loved riding the bus and have lots of good memories of it. My favorite: making out with the cheerleaders on the way home from the games. Back then they rode the bus with us and could ride where they liked.
YEAAAHHHHH!! Cheerleader skirts rule!!
Man, those Schwinn Sting Rays bring back memories. I grew up in the 60s, and some of my friends had them and I wanted one so bad, but my parents had already bought me a bike so I couldn’t get a new one. One kid I knew got one with the 3-speed stick shifter, so at least I got one of those shifters and put it on my clunky 3-speed Columbia. The only advantage I had over Sting Rays was they had to pedal about twice as fast as me to keep up.
I blame girls!
When I was a young boy, before I discovered boobies, I would spend at least 10 to 12 hours a day riding my bike with my brother or with my friends. We would put miles on those things that would make the Tour de France look like a lap around a skating rink. Not only riding bikes, but we would spend time making forts or just exploring creeks, woods, abandoned houses, etc. Then all of a sudden I stopped. I never could explain it but I think I have to blame girls. Damn you and your sheer tops and weird shirt humps. Damn you and the smell of cherry chapstick or Exclamation! perfume. I was fine hanging out with my friends making forts, fishin for crawdads and riding bikes before you came along. Thanks for making my pants go crazy and making me dump my buddies for you. Ok, i’m off to go buy a mountain bike so I can head over to the local creek with some string, hook and bologna to catch me some crawdads. I blame girls!
Hi Gordon,
Sometimes things and stuff make sense, while other times stuff with a touch of things makes sense. But I really like things mixed in with some stuff just to be different.
Lets all party naked sometime.
Your pal,
Harry
Thanks, Gordo, I can so relate!
My black Huffy with the banana seat and 10-foot flagpole that would allow you to ride a wheely as long as there’s road in front of you….
My friend who did the rear wheely by sticking his bare foot between the moving tire and the front forks….oh the flesh and blood mixed with dirt and gravel…the scab from his chin to his forehead….man, those were some good times!
http://www.zombietime.com/hall_of_shame/
Those people aren’t good or bad, just representative of what happens when people haven’t fulled vetted their ideas and feel the need to express them.
Everyone should have the right to a well-formed opinion, but a large percentage of people can only regurgitate planks of information (regardless of the issue).
This is a representative sample of the lowest common denominator, aka “Joe Six Pack.”
“V” Slice Born Born on ESPN College Game Day at 9:25am
I don’t see anything wrong with what these people said. They are in fact just stating the obvious. Hussein Obama? For president? You shittin’ me?
I don’t want no effin terrorist for a president either.
This country will be full of muslims if he gets elected, and likely every city hall will have hanging posts for white people because muslims think white people are the devil (ever heard of “jihad”).
make it stop
Hot
How many of us , REALLY, besides Gordo… will be in a financial downspin if EITHER of these cats get elected? I made cash under Clinton and I’ve made cash under Bush. I get too much tired head with anti-war politics, old people screaming from both sides sounding like my crazy great aunt that stayed in the back bedroom that all of us kids were scared to walk towards because you could hear her shifting around and mumbling stuff about Ike, not knowing if it was political Ike or Tina Turner’s Ike. I served in the Marine Corps during Desert Shield/Storm and lost several good friends to “friendly fire” of all things; (A-10 not hitting the right target) so I support TROOPS no matter what!!!!! oh yeah, I support Gordon Keith also! Stay Hard and Semper Fi!
Peace!
Steve aka Leon from Arlington!
Brent – I saw that V Slice Born Born sign – that was genius. It was a 2-sided sign, but I could never read the other side when they turned it around.
However, about 10ft to our right from him was a ‘Lee Corso wears a Merkin’ sign that also made me giggle. Although I was sad to see only 2 or 3 good signs there, it was still worth the tune-in.
Thanks, Thumb Harmonica, I can so relate!
Bitches are bad.
They are so…so….dirty, boobie bad.
I’m horny and I blame girls!
Gordo stop trying to use this and the radio show as a political platform.
This site used to be funny.
Stop it already… with the “Pro-Obama” stuff.
Not to worry your “Super Liberal God” will be elected soon.
I will have my popcorn ready so I won’t miss any of the pie-in-the-face moments to come with “Mr. Happy, Happy, Change, Change” Obama.
Of course that has always been the trouble with you LIBERALS, it’s not that you’re ignorant: It’s just that ya’ll know so much that just isn’t so.
You guys will finally get your chance to make this country Great.(LOL)
To quote Norm Hitges – “I’m sorry I gotta laugh”
Anyways, Gordo bring back Funny,Fun,Fun.
Nobama, keep the change.
http://www.nobama.com/?gclid=CM2sjOa-pJYCFQEGQQodp1R55g
good people, or bad people? it all depends on your point of view
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQalRPQ8stI
how is this any different?
Mullets in the news:
http://www.kptv.com/news/17688964/detail.html#-
Borner V Slice almost v slice born born?
http://www.theezycatalog.com/eshop/10expand.asp?productcode=27-SliceServeSet
kill me
Why can’t George say RECURRING?
They are just people Gordon. People who have watched the left scream; BUSHHITLERCHIMPYMCHALIBURTON for 8 years. People who have had their cars keyed and ruined because they had a republican (sorry RETHUGLICAN) bumper sticker on thier car. People who are told every day that they are toothless ignorant inbred scum because they aren’t voting for “The One”.
They are people who have been told that if they bring up Rezko, Wright, Ayers, Khalid, Acorn, or ties Senator Obama’s has to the Socialist New Pary or the aforementioned anti American and criminal scum bags they are R-A-C-I-S-T. It is only those people.
They are people who have seen a self made person like Sarah Palin ripped to shreds and told to get home and take care of that retarded baby!
I have always considered myself a reasonable person. In any situation where you want a reasonable outcome, you first must start with reasonable participants. Where has that gotten me? So, if Obama becomes president I don’t plan on being reasonable. If he doesn’t cause the seas to receed and the light to shine as he claims his hopey change is going to do, I am going to give into the sewer politics that I have had to face every damn day for years.
I will get a shirt that says; NOT MY PRESIDENT! I will put a NOBAMA bumper sticker. I will find a radical right wing site the opposite of daily Kaus where I can spew my hate. They are just people fed up by the daily barrage of Anti-American filth run down out throats by the useful idiots in the mainstream media and their backroom butt boys in Washington.
After years of calling me a racist warmonger full of hate, well,,, to quote a certain reverend (whom I can’t mention) your chickens, are coming home to roooossst!
The misleading thing is that the incendiary talk, dangerous rhetoric, hate speech, name-calling, and extremism hinted at by the video is so common outside of the DNC and other Democratic Party sponsored events that it’s not even newsworthy anymore.
How many people have you heard call Bush, Cheney, McCain, Palin, Rumsfeld, or others “Fascists”, “Nazis”, “Hitlers”, “Murderers”, “Terrorists”, “White Supremacists” or something similar? It happens daily. The venom with which they speak is – or should be – appalling.
Kanye West said that George Bush hates black people on national TV. Have you seen interviews with the protesters in St. Paul? They are uniformed, ignorant, and inflammatory.
The reduction to polarity is causing the hatefulness of the speech from both sides to escalate. I honestly think the Republicans are still far behind the Democrats in the egregiousness of their words.
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Wow… and then it turns to politics. Terrorists win! The United States of America
DAMN.. CAT WALKED ON MY LAPTOP…
Hey Gordo how about a quick blurb on who is gonna be on your show each week and letting us know before Thursday so we can decide if we wanna go to the taping
Thanks for reminding me of my first bike… I had a green Schwinn Stingray Deluxe, what an awesome bike. Sparkle banana seat, chrome fenders, fat slick tire in the back. Almost everyone I knew had some form of the Stingray (crates, fastbacks, super deluxes) and we LIVED on those things.
By the time I finally outgrew it, I had stripped all the fenders off, replaced the seat, handlebars and grips with BMX stuff because we all wanted to be Evil Knievel. Good times.
The thing is, I’ve heard the same hateful things from the Right for 15 years – back when the culture wars got started, it was the liberals who were tantamount to traitors – they were going to let the UN troops occupy the country in the middle of the night – now, they are going to let the terrorists in in the middle of the day to bomb all our cities – it was the liberals that were going to tear down our Judeo-Christian heritage and replace it with secular humanism – now, they are going to replace it with Islam –
I guess it’s just a case of what goes around comes around – and the more we hear the other side call us names, whatever side you are on, the less patience we have to try and dig thru the crap to actually get to whatever point the other side may actually have –
What keeps it going is that you can always find the nuts and kooks on the fringes of the right and left – yes, there are fascists, nazis and white supremacists on the far right – and there are communists, anarchists and enviro-terrorists on the far left – if you look hard enough, you can always find someone with an idiot opinion – and nowadays, you really don’t have to look very hard at all -
Dear PunkDog:
This is one evangelical Christian conservative who agrees with your post, word for word. All thru the 90’s, I pleaded with my fellow Righties to stop acting as if Bill & Hillary were our enemy, but it never stopped, and now we all are reaping the rewards of the divisiveness.
James (aka Middletree)
Save this dog and this soldier!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/clemency-for-ratchet
Bring back the Dombeck Mams!
Are we certain that Angelina doesn’t have baby arm and she’s not just rubbing her own nip?
I can count to potato.
Bring back the RRRRRolling R’s of Rebecca Aguilar!
http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/8676504?MSNHPHCP>1=39002
I’m trying to think of something witty to say, but I am drawing a blank. Just read the story. It’s short. It’s bizarre. It’s SPOOOOOOORTS!
After a good fight I like to relax with a few hands of pee-knuckle!