McCain’s pants hanger
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Why I think the fair is in danger….
- Everything that’s for sale; the prices are ABSOLUTELY laugh-at-able.
- The location; there haven’t been any robberies or murders recently that I know of…which simply means they’re due.
- Carnies – their toothless, red & shifty-eyed, stoner glares can scare every human under the age of 13.
- The smell; from the nasty, fried everything to the beer vomit behind the trash can near the scrambler to the 350 lb. sweathog in front of you in line that’s been walking around laborously for half the day.
Awesome car show or not, I’ve vowed never to return and drop a car note’s worth of money ever again.
What a waste!
Save time. Throw $100 out the window, eat a handful of lard, some under-cooked chicken, chug a six pack, spin in place until you puke, go run into the nearest brick wall, then have a friend yell in your ear with a bullhorn “DO YOU WANT TO GO FASTER!?” yay! fun.
the below was stolen from ehowa.com-not sure who it was stolen from before that…..
Once upon a time, in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort. The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers, “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.” The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again, and once again there were monkeys everywhere.
Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
this is yet another thing that hopefully the real Jerry Jones will take away from Dallas.
Arlington is better looking and it is easier to get to. i wish that Dallas could keep up with the times but people are not going to keep going back to the same dump in Dallas when there is a better venue 15 minutes west. i say we all need to move out of Dallas and let the city counsel argue and kill each other off… lets just hope that jwp doesent move with the rest of us.
sorry for the poor grammar,
mark
Apparently Saturday Night Live made their choice… and the winner is babyarm.
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/the-lawrence-welk-show/727501/
for a classic big lauph…
Cover of The Economist that pretty much says it all..
http://tinyurl.com/4fnggf
[...] McCain’s pants hanger State Fair in danger George? I wonder what his girlfriend looks like Jim Cramer yells “sell” [...]
Nip nip…money shot?
http://poststuff5.entensity.net/100608/image.php?pic=brewers.jpg
http://tv.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/10-01-08_5/?GT1=28103
The good news is, Kelly Bundy does an actual topless photo shoot.
I responded to your idiocy, yet no response…
tick tock, tick tock…
I am guilty (a little bit) of perpetuating the G.I.F.T.
The official language??? –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXwpvGjPDJ0
Am I really loved? I need to know.
Boosum’s link actually made me tear up a little. Poor thing. Well, at least she’s got some reeeally good reference photos.
Wasn’t this supposed to a temporary template?
Sorry, P1 B…I forgot you were there….
I’d rather not continue a political debate online with an elitist who believes that just because what he has said may not be “fully understood” by us ‘commoners’ and therefore should represent the truth through and through because it contains such a colorful vocabulary.
I understand what you said.
In your infinite wisdom, though, try not to confuse us commoners by accepting the title of an elitist while enjoying the view up there, and then turn around and define someone who ’slaps’ that term on you as a person who doesn’t have the wherewithal to understand what is being said. That’s both arrogant and confusing.
Just one more point and I’ll hang up and listen…….
Your words 2 posts ago intrigues me…you said:
“Would you sit down with someone who had views diametrically opposed to yours with the agreement that the party who cannot defend his/her beliefs in a superior fashion must give up the belief?
I would. If you will not, is it because you do not know why you think the way you do? If so, get to studying.”
No, I would not give up my beliefs nor enter into such an agreement. If someone gave such a compelling arguement and facts to support their arguement for let’s say killing someone or breaking the law, and you are against both, would you look at your beliefs and say, “Well hell, he did give a more compelling reason for doing it so I guess he’s right.”
People who are so influenced and can relinquish their beliefs in that manner, to me, can be put in the same intellectual group as a Branch Davidian.
Your ability to speak intelligently doesn’t mean that what you say is always intelligent. A hearty T-bone steak that makes it’s way to the dinner table by way of reverse peristalsis is still the same as a pile of puke.
Your arguements are compelling, and well written….but to me their just a another taste of a T-bone coming from the wrong direction.
I still love you, though.
I’m too young/hate 80’s music to know about that video, but I learned about it from this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwUF7ez_XU&feature=related
Crush of the Weak?
The evil and relentless Racer X
*swoon*
(It was the vomiting on the meat that made me so smitten.)
fair enough
eRacer X:
You are taking some of what I said in sarcasm and mixing it with some of the other verbiage I used in order to loosely sketch my talking points, which is a misdirect. This is borderline an ad hominem attack, and quite frankly, only a convincing argument to those who already suffer from confirmation bias.
I was outlining the scenario about my ground rules of purposeful debate to point out a larger philosophical elephant in the room that, by your response, you painted day-glo orange.
The fundamental problem facing our society is that we have been lulled into forcefielding everything we believe and think and opine as our right. I have already outlined this, but you simply took one paragraphed and sniped me for your purposes of pumping up your constituency. At least you didn’t point out my radical muslim, domestic terrorist ties.
My proposal is simple: intellectual skepticism be applied to everything. Doubt every fact, opinion, notion, et cetera. Only by this process of doubting do we ever really arrive at a set of well-formed, defensible, and consistent set of beliefs.
My question to you, put simply, is, “Why do you oppose this?”
I’ll hang up and listen.
People who have thoughts and cannot explain what and why are the “Branch Davidians,” sir.
“People who are so influenced and can relinquish their beliefs in that manner, to me, can be put in the same intellectual group as a Branch Davidian.”
I’m guessing a “meet and greet” with the regular posters here would be a bad idea. Of course, next year for fight night: Racer X vs. Brandon in a ladder match.
I can even hold BooBoo up on my shoulders so she can stalk Gordo without him knowing. (you know, more so than she already does)
I’m on to your evil plan, Thumb Harmonica. I know the real reason you want me up on your shoulders…to take pictures down Gordon’s shirt.
I just stocked up on Invisi-Spray (As seen on TV) so I can slip past Gordon’s security guards a little easier this time. I can’t WAIT to follow him into the bathroom stall and make his ‘friendly muser’ look up and talk to Gordon. I’m going to Invisi-Spray a tape recorder with Fake Norm splices put together to tell Gordon that he really needs some Bootie Bootie Riviera. It’ll be so hawt to hear his screaming grow in volume to maniacal Fake Norm laughing.
Is it corny to stalk?
I may even spray Invisi-Spray on another can of Invisi-Spray so I can sneak it into the bathroom stall and spray his…P1
Wouldn’t that be whorrifying?!?!
I may spray just the base and leave the head. I can bring three puppets, the King and Queen of Hearts and the executioner to argue about whether something that does not have a body can indeed be beheaded.
ok, I’m done. I promise. got it out of my system.
BooBoo,
God Bless you. I fear for your husbands grenis.
On a happier note, does anyone else like the SNL skit of Mark Wahlberg talking to animails?? I haven’t been a fan of that show in awhile, but that’s good stuff.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/37753/saturday-night-live-mark-wahlberg-talks-to-animals#s-p1-st-i0
Jim Kramer is an Idiot…..and get a load of these two eletists above me, trying to out eleit each other on a web site, that is from a radio stations personality, who has “baby-arm” as it’s catch phrase,lets all band together and not use big ambigious words and phrases like these two sweet-good-good P’1s ………one more thing, Do you think that Rhyner, ever in his wildest dreams, ever thought HE would wind up being the yuk-monkey?…… just asking….
LOL Mudcat!
Gordo~
were those snow monkeys and the perps Nolan Ryan and Tom Hicks?
I finally found out why Pacman was suspended. League rules prohibit JUI…. jiving while intoxicated!
p.s. rhyner has a merken in is manpanties
The term Branch Davidian is ascribed to the tribe of David, the royal blood line in which Jesus was a decendant. The other I believe is the tribe of Levi. According to the old Testament The tribe of Levi was the would bring forth the priests of priests and the tribe of David would bring forth the king of kings and would bring justice to mankind and vanquish all evil.
I guess the current followers of the Branch Davidians believe since this the true bloodline of Christ that is the most legitimate…. also there is a big congregation of followers just north of Dallas called the Farmer’s Branch Davidians but ya hafta be
a citizen to be a member… oh, well…….