Brooklyn Tuesday

Ticket appearance propels supermodel to SI cover

Brooklyn Decker wins: The Ticket’s own swimsuit model gets SI Cover

Identify the most disturbing thing about this story

25 hot girls with footballs

Iphone users rejoice

Beautiful Monday

The Face of a Saint

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The Saints tribute songs have started

The Star Telegram hates your freedom to say the other word for “Rooster”

Saints fans Obama it up

Craig and Jane Fonda go public with romance

World’s deadliest song: But what about Emmitt’s Way?

Extreme NBC sorriness, or good business decision?

Self-Help Dad, Self-Destructive Son: Enjoy his band

Geaux Saints! Who dat! And F-Yeah!

Who was the only member of the Ticket team to predict the Saints victory? THAT WOULD BE ME (said in fake greggo voice). As a boy who grew up on the Gulf Coast very near New Orleans, I am giddy.

Greatest Visual Joke in Radio History Immortalized

Steve Eagar, the P1-friendly anchor for Channel 4, did a package on the Superbowl that captured radio greatness in full color- The Famous “Gordon, where are you? I am two feet in front of you, Craig.” Crowd Pleaser. Also seen is “The Punch Felt ‘Round The World.” Hilarity begins at either right at the top during the awkward handoff between Heather and Steve, or at the 1:43 mark. Enjoy.

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Murder Two

Death approaches

In 1996, when the Ticket was young, Junior and George and I were in Miami for a the Dolphin Cowboy game, and we were driving on the highway when a large black hearse rolled by us on highway. This thing looked scarier than Satan’s ass. As it passed, we observed, in big Gothic letters on the back window, “Murder One.” This scared us so badly that we took the next exit and all held each other at a gas station parking lot until our mothers arrived.

This week, in Miami, we observer what surely was Murder One’s stealth cousin, “Homicide 1.5.”